<![CDATA[Jezebel: John Weaver]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: John Weaver]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/john weaver http://jezebel.com/tag/john weaver <![CDATA[Virginia Republicans Would Like You To Vote Against Evil, So Don't Vote For Them]]>
  • This is an actual direct mail piece from the Virginia Republican Party, encouraging people to vote against "evil." I encourage people to vote against evil, too — the kind of evil that would stoke racial fears to win an election. [Mark Halperin]
  • Also, please vote against the kind of evil that thinks it's funny to put a picture of Obama on a fake food stamp adorned with fried chicken and watermelon. That would be the evil that comes out of the California group Chaffey Community Republican Women [The Press Enterprise]
  • Or the kind that suggests that Obama's mother would've aborted him had she the legal right to, so he should consider taking away that right from other people. [National Review]
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5064802&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Ludacris Wins "Most Intelligent Political Commentary" Of The Week Award]]> I try not to cast stones when it comes to idiotic shit people write on the internet but an Andrew Sullivan surrogate just picked up what is indisputably the most inane line of political reasoning this campaign has yet produced — and that includes DMX's inimitable Your momma don't name you no damn Barack meme — which is to say, John McCain's new "Obama is just a celebrity" ads featuring Britney and Paris are actually intended to imply that if elected a certain charismatic black man will have his way with every last single white American female. No really, and I quote: More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5031476&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Did Cindy McCain Grow Her Hair So John Could Tell Her Apart From His Lobbyist Stalker Mistress?]]> Can you tell the difference between these two ladies? Can John McCain? See, one is John McCain's patriotic wife, and one is some telecom lobbyist who liked to show up at his events and tell her bosses that John McCain was doing her all sorts of favors. So did he go down on her? Can you do that with dentures? Did former campaign strategist John Weaver tell the media about how he had to chase Vicki Iseman away from McCain because he's still mad McCain didn't go along with his prescient plan to defect from the Republican Party back in 2000? Probably doubtful! But is this why that other McCain adviser says he's leaving the campaign if his guy ends up running against Mr. Nuclear Family Obama? Maybe so! More scurrilous gossip/hearsay/hypothetical conspiracy theorizing with me and Glamocracy Megan after the jump! More »
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