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				I try not to cast stones when it comes to idiotic shit people write on the internet but an Andrew Sullivan surrogate just <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/07/why-paris-and-b.html">picked up</a> what is indisputably the most <a href="http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/2008/07/sex_celebs_why_britney_and_par.html">inane line of political reasoning</a> this campaign has yet produced &mdash; and that <em>includes</em> DMX's inimitable <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/03/dmx_cant_believe_anybody_would.html">Your momma don't name you no damn Barack</a> meme &mdash; which is to say, John McCain's new "Obama is just a celebrity" ads featuring Britney and Paris are actually intended to imply that if elected a certain charismatic black man will have his way with every last single white American female. No really, and I quote:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5031476/ludacris-wins-most-intelligent-political-commentary-of-the-week-award" title="Click here to read more about Ludacris Wins "Most Intelligent Political Commentary" Of The Week Award">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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