Jezebel: John Mayer

Tina Fey Responds To Tracy Morgan's Rant

Lane Moore — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 11:00:00 EDT

Tina Fey has issued a statement in response to Tracy Morgan's rant: More »

This Week In Tabloids: Miley Cyrus & John Mayer Spotted Kissing & Ass-Slapping

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:00:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your highly informative neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, we learned Ryan Phillippe hit on Rihanna, that Suri Cruise needs a 12-step program, and that John Mayer and Miley Cyrus are just two wild, crazy tattooed kids who can't keep their hands off of each other. More »

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird

Sadie Stein — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 10:30:00 EST

This year's Grammy red carpet was so weird — and so weirdly entertaining — that designations like "good" and "bad" almost seem arbitrary. You'll have to be the judge...although in the case of Nicole Kidman, I'm guessing we'll reach consensus... More »

Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds Spend New Year's Eve Together

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 19:01:00 EST

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds rang in 2011 together at a Roaring '20s costume party. Clearly, they must be dating!

John Mayer Comes Up With New Line To Charm The Ladies

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 18:16:00 EST

A young fan recently approached John Mayer in a New York City bar. Halfway through the conversation, John tried to top his "sexual napalm" line.

Michelle Williams & Ryan Gosling Are Not A Couple

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling are not dating.

Portia de Rossi Won't Do Same-Sex Dancing With The Stars

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

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Portia de Rossi turned down an offer to appear on Dancing With The Stars — where she would have danced with another woman, in the show's first same-sex partnering.

Rihanna Is Sick Of Being Asked About Chris Brown

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Rihanna says it's "fucking annoying" that people keep asking her about Chris Brown.

Snooki's Birthday Bash Sponsored By Condom Company

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Snooki will celebrate her birth — and safe sex — on Saturday night with a party sponsored by LifeStyles condoms.

Shocker: Taylor Momsen Is Miserable

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Seventeen-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is not very happy, and blames her parents.

Giada De Laurentiis Denies Relationship With John Mayer

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 10:21:00 EST

The new issue of Star magazine includes a report alleging that John Mayer and Food Network star Giada De Laurentiis are spending nights together. Giada has issued a statement, and she sounds pissed. More »

This Week In Tabloids: John Mayer's White Supremacist Dick Strikes Again

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:20:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I make the weekly tabloids turn their head and cough. Today, John Mayer has a "sizzling" hookup with a Food Network star, Pink is pregnant and Kendra needs a shrink. More »

Demi Lovato Snorted Coke "Like A Pro"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

More on this in Midweek Madness: Life & Style is reporting that before she entered a treatment center, Demi Lovato had become a big fan of cocaine.

Prince William & Kate Middleton Fuel Engagement Rumors

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Prince William and Kate Middleton attended the wedding of a close friend in England on Saturday, and stole the show.

Kim Kardashian & John Mayer Are Dating

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:02:38 EDT

Kim Kardashian and John Mayer have gone out on a few dates and reportedly "hit it off."

Source Claims Beyoncé Is Pregnant

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Us Weekly is reporting that Beyoncé is pregnant.

Did John Mayer Sleep With Taylor Swift & Break Her Teenage Heart?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 10:04:00 EDT

You know how Taylor Swift says that all of her songs are about her relationships? Her new song, "Dear John," seems to detail what went down between Taylor and John Mayer. And it doesn't end well. More »

T.I. Saves Suicidal Man

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Some dude in Atlanta was threatening to jump from a 22-story building, and T.I., who heard about the situation on the radio, drove over to the building to see if he could help.

Oprah Warned Rosie O'Donnell Not To Act Up On Her Network

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:28:00 EDT

In an interview, Oprah Winfrey reveals that before giving Rosie O'Donnell a talk show on her OWN Network, she visited her at home to do a "crazy check" and make sure she wouldn't behave like she did on The View.

Mel Gibson Blames "Male Menopause" For Uncontrollable Anger

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 19:04:16 EDT

In a newly uncovered letter Mel Gibson sent Oksana Grigorieva before their January blowup, he worries that his anger is so out of control he, "could drink or commit a crime," adding, "Maybe it's some kind of male menopause."

This Week In Tabloids: David Beckham's Call Girl Tells All

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 14:00:00 EDT

Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, the game in which Margaret and I read the weekly tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week David Beckham allegedly paid a "Bosnian bombshell" $10,000 for sex; she snipes, "I wasn't impressed." More »

Janet Jackson's For Colored Girls Poster Revealed

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:27:00 EDT

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Behold: The poster for the upcoming Tyler Perry-directed film For Colored Girls, featuring Janet Jackson. More »

Taylor Swift To Perform Song About Kanye At Tonight's VMAs

Hortense Smith — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 10:35:00 EDT

Taylor Swift is set to perform at the VMAs tonight—her appearance was supposed to be a surprise, but it leaked out, presumably so we'd all gossip about it prior to the show. And it worked! Good morning! [People]

John Mayer Denies He's Reunited With Jennifer Aniston, Bashes HuffPo

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:04:00 EDT

John Mayer took to his Tumblr today to attack the Huffington Post for reporting that he and Jennifer Aniston may be dating again. He writes: "Huffington Post, this is reporting? How do you pay your writers now, in Silly Bandz?"

Lady Gaga Is Now The Queen Of Twitter

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Lady Gaga is now the most-followed user on Twitter.

This Week In Tabloids: Hilary Duff Lets A Tabloid Crash Her Wedding

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:00:00 EDT

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Thank Zeus Hilary Duff got married, or all we'd have to talk about would be Kardashian asses and Tom Cruise's SNEELS. More »

Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants

Hortense Smith — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Though he has struggled with alcoholism in the past, sources claim that Mel Gibson was sober during his recorded rants aimed at his girlfriend, and that he has apparently been sober for quite some time. [TMZ]

Lorenzo and Marc Split; Bieber Plays JD; John Mayer "Done Goofed"

Sadie Stein — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:30:00 EDT

Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone? Officially splitsville. Tweeted Martone, "thanks for t notes. yes, i saw t press today. We are not together, haven't been in 2 months. And we will not comment on it. Sorry. We r fine. [Gawker]

Megan Fox Is Married; Kristen Has A Pet Wolf

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot last week in Hawaii, and we're just hearing about it now.

Posh Passes On Spicing Up Her Life; M.I.A. Calls Out Writer In Song

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT

The Spice Girls are planning another comeback tour.

Six Degrees Of John Mayer's Penis

Jessica Coen — Wed, 26 May 2010 09:40:00 EDT

Looking at this remarkably thorough STD-esque flowchart, you can reasonably conclude that Mayer's dick has been everywhere, from Jessica and Jen to Soleil Moon Frye and Fred Savage. Impressive. Click to enlarge and marvel. [GQ] More »

Will Amanda Seyfried Pull A "Lohan"? Will Jersey Shore Get A New Cast?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 10 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

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From a ridiculous piece on Amanda Seyfried:

Club/Foot

Anna Holmes — Thu, 06 May 2010 11:50:00 EDT

[Sydney, May 6. Image via Pacific Coast News]

Angie & Brad Want To Do A Movie; Tito Blames Assault On Jenna's Drug Use

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Together again on screen? Maybe! Angelina says:

Which Celeb Has The Dumbest Fans On Twitter?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:20:00 EDT

Tom Scott is a genius! He created Stupid FIght, a program in which you plug in celebrity names, and find out who has the stupider fans. More »

Details On The Blunt-Krasinski Wedding; Cameron Diaz Is Dating A-Rod

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Whoa: John Krasinski and Emily Blunt will be heading down the aisle in "about a month"!

How Twitter Is Ruining Celebrities

Irin Carmon — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:30:00 EDT

Okay, Jim Carrey was never my favorite, and I'd wager he wasn't yours either. But his Elin-blaming antics on Twitter this weekend confirmed a longtime suspicion I've had: when it comes to the Internet, some people should consider shutting up. More »

Insert ____ Here: Pop Culture's Famous Tampons

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:00:00 EDT

The strange history of tampons — as sex aid, as metaphor, as the source of "tampon tea" — in the popular culture is a story of women's bodies, reality television, otherization, patriarchy, period sex, and, um, Prince Charles. More »

Jen & John Wonder What They've Gotten Themselves Back Into

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:50:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, April 1. Image via x17.]

The Taxonomy Of Proud Assholes

Sadie Stein — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:40:00 EDT

There have always been dicks, douchebags and asses. But it's only in our time that the pursuit of assholery has become not just acceptable but a quality — nay, a full-time job to which individuals strive. Will it ever end? More »