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				We got our hands on a copy of <em>Time Out New York</em>'s Sex Issue &mdash; from 1996.  Let's take a look inside to see what sex was like when business was booming and "hookup culture" hadn't been invented yet.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5598681/nineteen+ninety+sex-a-blast-from-the-plast" title="Click here to read more about Nineteen-Ninety-Sex: A Blast From The Plast">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kal Penn Destroys Joel Stein's &quot;Humor Piece&quot; On Immigration]]></title>
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				Writing for <i>Time</i>, Joel Stein thought it might be funny to lament the changes taking place in his hometown of Edison, New Jersey, due to an influx of Indian immigrants. But Kal Penn, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kal-penn/the-hilarious-xenophobia_b_634264.html">writing for the Huffington Post</a>, isn't laughing.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5579053/kal-penn-destroys-joel-steins-humor-piece-on-immigration" title="Click here to read more about Kal Penn Destroys Joel Stein's &quot;Humor Piece&quot; On Immigration">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 03 Jul 2010 14:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Along with the  "<em>Time</em> 100," there's this list of the 100 <em>least</em> influential people, which includes freaking <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ruemcclanahan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ruemcclanahan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ruemcclanahan/">RUE MCCLANAHAN</a>, apparently because she's overshadowed by Betty White's second wind. Listen: We adore Betty, but don't you <em>dare</em> question Blanche Devereaux. [<a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1984685_1985389_1985284-1,00.html#ixzz0malkF5Dn">Time</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5528101/rue-mcclanahan-demeaned-by-blasphemous-organization" title="Click here to read more about Rue McClanahan Demeaned By Blasphemous Organization">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				For those who've been following the saga of asshole-wit <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL STEIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL STEIN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/joel-stein/">Joel Stein</a>'s road to fatherhood, his take on <a href="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1908194,00.html">placenta-cookery</a> (aka <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/family-food/save-some-womb-for-dessert-330179.php">placentophagy</a>) won't shock you: "when Cassandra's looks fade in her 50s, there's no way I'm putting up with this crap."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5306290/time-writer-grossed-out-by-placenta+eating-wife" title="Click here to read more about Time Writer Grossed Out By Placenta-Eating Wife">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"It's hard to win a debate when you're busy covering your ears and singing to yourself." -<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL STEIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL STEIN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/joel-stein/">Joel Stein</a> on <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1891744,00.html">losing the circumcision argument</a> with his wife after she broke down the penises she'd seen. [<a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1891744,00.html">Time</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5216739/the-winning-strategy" title="Click here to read more about The Winning Strategy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Joel Stein is worried about Barack Obama's chances on Tuesday.  Not because of the Bradley Effect, mind you,  but because of a phenomenon Stein <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1855333-2,00.html">dubs</a> "the Urkel effect, which holds that voters leaning toward Obama will walk into the voting booth and suddenly think, I cannot take four years of listening to that giant-eared nerd."  Stein argues that Obama's secret nerdiness has revealed itself over the past few months, as "he's earnest like C-3PO, emotionless like Spock, overly practical like Encyclopedia Brown and incredibly skinny like C-3PO, Spock and Encyclopedia Brown."  Oh, and also, Stein doesn't think Obama can dance, so that's landed him in the nerd category as well.  Listen here, Joel Stein: as a nerd, I can tell you this: I know uncool when I see it,  and Barack Obama is anything but uncool.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5074166/joel-stein-warns-us-of-the-urkel-effect" title="Click here to read more about Joel Stein Warns Us Of "The Urkel Effect"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Oh Joel Stein, you're so adorable, trying to goad us into anger with your <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-stein12-2008sep12,0,6642277.column">little "humor column"</a> talking about how "whatever wave of feminism we're on in 2008 demands that I objectify Palin." I know you've said before that you're <a href="http://gawker.com/news/this-thing-looks-like-that-thing/and-now-all-the-bloggers-hate-joel-stein-319184.php">"horribly jealous"</a> of Ann Coulter because her deliberate attempts to piss people off work, while your own idiot screeds are mostly ignored. Well, like a toddler throwing a particularly snot-filled temper tantrum, with your column about Palin's sexiness today you have our attention. While 95% of your article is not funny and completely sexist in a painfully unoriginal, Benny Hill kind of way, you make a single, salient point. But we'll get to that at the end. Let's start with the new-asshole tearin' first!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5048940/american-wit-joel-stein-feminism-demands-that-i-objectify-palin" title="Click here to read more about American Wit Joel Stein: Feminism "Demands That I Objectify Palin"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				George Clooney is on the cover of <em>Time</em> magazine, and the <a href="http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1714996-1,00.html">story</a>, written by Joel Stein, reads kind of like a blog entry. For the interview, Stein invited Clooney over to his house for dinner; Clooney agreed. Stein tries really hard to contain his fanboy glee. But. If you weren't already hopelessly in love with the 46-year-old actor &mdash; if you didn't already find him unbelievably charming &mdash; this article seals the deal. He comes off as smart, down-to-earth, effortlessly cool. Some gems: Clooney doesn't accept gift bags. "Rich famous people getting free shit looks bad. You look greedy. And I don't need a cell phone with sparkles on it," he says. But you'll never hear him bitching about stuff like that: "I know what pisses people off about fame," Clooney says. "It's when famous people whine about it." 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/359087/not-even-george-clooney-can-avoid-a-photoshop-of-horrors" title="Click here to read more about Not Even George Clooney Can Avoid A Photoshop Of Horrors">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A study undertaken by sleep researchers has found that women dream about sex just as often as men do. These findings, apparently, are different than those from a similar study conducted 40 years ago in which "women reported way fewer sexy dreams than men did," <a href="</a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/268974/the-men-++-and-manboobs-++-of-our-dreams" title="Click here to read more about The Men &mdash; And Manboobs &mdash; Of Our Dreams">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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