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			<title><![CDATA[Joel McHale Stops By Sesame Street, Makes Friends With a Cactus]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: kC_2XpcyFfE --><!-- /videoId: kC_2XpcyFfE --> As if Joel McHale wasn't crush-worthy enough, the <em>Community</em> star and handsome wearer of sweaters stopped by <em>Sesame Street</em> earlier this week to explain the word "prickly" to our nation's youth. Sadly, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjGEAxtDqoM">Mankini</a>'s presence was deemed inappropriate.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5877625/joel-mchale-stops-by-sesame-street-makes-friends-with-a-cactus" title="Click here to read more about Joel McHale Stops By Sesame Street, Makes Friends With a Cactus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				NBC did something non-terrible this afternoon when they announced that beloved but thinly watched sitcom <em>Community</em> will be returning to the network's lineup this spring.  While this news is worth celebrating, don't have a paintball orgy yet&mdash; they haven't committed to a fourth season, which means the show's future may be hanging on by a thread.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5873855/fuck-yes-community-will-be-back-this-spring" title="Click here to read more about Fuck Yes: Community will be Back this Spring">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: Carla Hall almost vomits on <em>The Chew</em>; a dress made from ladies underwear; "Brogurt"; and Regis Philbin tries out a new job alongside Beavis and Butthead. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5863835/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jay-Z Makes Bank From Occupy Wall Street Shirts, Won't Share Profits With Protesters]]></title>
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				<b>Jay-Z</b> currently has a line of Occupy Wall Street-inspired clothing but doesn't plan to share any of the profits with the protesters because it's not like he's making a <i>statement</i> or anything. He's just...I don't know what.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5858890/jay+z-making-bank-from-occupy-wall-street-shirts-but-wont-share-profits-with-protesters" title="Click here to read more about Jay-Z Makes Bank From Occupy Wall Street Shirts, Won't Share Profits With Protesters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 12 Nov 2011 11:05:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Melissa McCarthy and Ellen Degeneres work on <em>Bridesmaids 2</em>, Joel McHale details how much the Kardashian Klan really hate it when he pokes fun of them on <em>The Soup</em>, and Matt Lauer channels the Old Spice Guy. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5857549/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: WZ2hYXAocTc --><!-- /videoId: WZ2hYXAocTc --> This year's edition People's "Sexiest Men Alive" issue includes none other than Joel McHale, AKA the guy you know from <em>The Soup</em> and as <em>Community</em>'s resident smartass. And because multimedia cross-platform integration is the name of the game, he was asked to film a short video of himself doing everyday tasks so that we here on the web might enjoy it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5858366/shirtless-joel-mchale-makes-coffee-for-shirtless-community-castmates" title="Click here to read more about Shirtless Joel McHale Makes Coffee For Shirtless 'Community' Castmates">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Nancy Grace has a hot dancing partner, Snooki crashes into an Italian cop car, what Jon Hamm looks like with a mustache, and Sarah Michelle Gellar's much-anticipated return to television gets mocked by pretty much everyone. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5840194/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Sep 2011 18:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: ihkxVW37qmU --><!-- /videoId: ihkxVW37qmU --> What does it take to be a great Emmys host? The ability to say "Mariska Hargitay," fold laundry and chase a chicken, apparently.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5820773/melissa-mccarthy-trains-for-the-emmys" title="Click here to read more about Melissa McCarthy Trains for The Emmys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Dancing with the Stars has been hard on Wendy Williams' hooves. Plus, Kate Gosselin joins Twitter.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5788847/wendy-williams-dancing-feet-are-all-jacked-up/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Wendy Williams' Dancing Feet Are All Jacked Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Apr 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Debbie Gibson takes a trip down memory lane. Plus, celebs seemed obsessed with Oprah's big family secret.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5742315/debbie-gibson-reunites-with-lost-in-your-eyes-video-boyfriend/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Debbie Gibson Reunites With &quot;Lost In Your Eyes&quot; Video Boyfriend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley doesn't have a sense of humor when it comes to John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Plus, some celebs are offering to take Regis' job.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5737193/kirstie-alley-isnt-happy-about-ricky-gervais-scientology-jab/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Kirstie Alley Isn't Happy About Ricky Gervais' Scientology Jab">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #evalongoriaparker" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #evalongoriaparker" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/evalongoriaparker/">Eva Longoria Parker</a></strong> has filed divorce papers, though just yesterday she insisted she and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tonyparker" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tonyparker" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tonyparker/">Tony Parker</a></strong> were fine. Eva told BFF <strong>Mario Lopez </strong>that Tony was cheating, and he reports: "She is devastated, she wants us all to know that..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5692812/eva-longoria-files-for-divorce-accuses-tony-parker-of-cheating" title="Click here to read more about Eva Longoria Files For Divorce, Accuses Tony Parker Of Cheating">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:44:06 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: SN9KCGatcWc --><!-- /videoId: SN9KCGatcWc -->The only truly bad thing about <i>The Hills</i> coming to an end is that it means Joel McHale's <i>Soup</i> commentary on the show has come to an end as well.  Naturally, <i>The Soup</i> bid the show farewell in spectacular fashion.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5589712/the-soup-says-goodbye-to-the-hills" title="Click here to read more about The Soup Says Goodbye To The Hills">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 Jul 2010 16:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				This particular  WTF comes in the form of a video game launch: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tomclancyssplintercellconviction" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tomclancyssplintercellconviction" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tomclancyssplintercellconviction/">'Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Conviction</a>' launch at L.A.'s Les Deux. The weirdness is compounded by a rogue's gallery of guests &mdash; and did we mention <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bailing" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bailing" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bailing/">Bai Ling</a>?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5508109/end-the-week-with-a-dose-of-fashion-wtf/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about End The Week With A Dose Of Fashion WTF!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Apr 2010 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Michael Lohan Says He'll &quot;Remarry&quot; Lindsay; Jesse & Friend Attack Paparazzo With Knife]]></title>
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				<ul><li>In an interview <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #michaellohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #michaellohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michaellohan/">Michael Lohan</a></strong> responded to <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> calling him her "ex-father" on Twitter saying, "maybe she's divorcing me today, but she'll remarry me once she gets her life back."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5507716/michael-lohan-says-hell-remarry-lindsay-jesse--friend-attack-paparazzo-with-knife" title="Click here to read more about Michael Lohan Says He'll &quot;Remarry&quot; Lindsay; Jesse & Friend Attack Paparazzo With Knife">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: fjGEAxtDqoM --><!-- /videoId: fjGEAxtDqoM -->Though she didn't end up winning an Oscar, Gabourey Sidibe <em>did</em> end up celebrating her Oscars experience, and taking home an "award" of her own, while visiting Joel McHale on the latest episode of <i>The Soup</i>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5493096/gabby-sidibe-%252B-joel-mchale-greatness-on-the-soup" title="Click here to read more about Gabby Sidibe + Joel McHale= Greatness On The Soup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The 60th annual ACE Eddie Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel hit on Valentine's day, which maybe explains why <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #gaboureysidibe" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #gaboureysidibe" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/gaboureysidibe/">Gabourey Sidibe</a> and friends were all in loved-up shades?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5472003/stars-go-red-at-ace-eddie-awards/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Stars Go Red At ACE Eddie Awards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In this issue of <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #femaleforce" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #femaleforce" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/femaleforce/">Female Force</a></em>'s illustrated biographies, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #barbarawalters" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #barbarawalters" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/barbarawalters/">Barbara Walters</a> must overcome sexism by dancing in a black negligee and don superhero tights (literally) to save defenseless damsel Elisabeth Hasselbeck from her greatest foe: "Morbidly obese" supervillian Rosie O'Donnell.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5462371/female-force--barbara-walters-comic-showdown-with-rosie-odonnell/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Female Force:  Barbara Walters' Comic Showdown With Rosie O'Donnell">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>"Simon has that naughty look in his eye. He isn't my type, but he is so charismatic and charming and the ladies go for the whole power thing. I know a lot of celebs have crushes on him."-<strong>Rihanna</strong> [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2789184/Rihanna-Cowell-has-hex-factor-over-ladies.html#ixzz0bGkuujNB">TheSun</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5437736/rihanna-finds-simon-cowell-charming-rush-limbaugh-resting-comfortably-after-being-sent-to-hospital" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Finds Simon Cowell "Charming"; Rush Limbaugh "Resting Comfortably" After Being Sent To Hospital">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Apparently <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL MCHALE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL MCHALE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/joel-mchale/">Joel McHale</a> and the crew at <i><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SOUP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SOUP" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/the-soup/">The Soup</a></i> are as sick of the "poor Lonely <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER ANISTON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER ANISTON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jennifer-aniston/">Jennifer Aniston</a>" headlines as we are.  In this clip, they create an entire magazine based on such headlines, with hilarious results.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5363193/the-soup-get-over-it-already-jen" title="Click here to read more about The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Someone's been arrested in the <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> home burglary case &mdash; and it's not Lindsay Lohan!</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5362440/arrest-made-in-lindsay-robbery-khloe-kardasian-hears-wedding-bells" title="Click here to read more about Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Colin Caught In Back Seat With Fan; Robin Wright: "I Don't Want" Sean Penn]]></title>
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				<ul><li>While filming a movie in London, a female fan snuck past security guards and climbed into the back seat of a car with <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COLIN FARRELL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COLIN FARRELL" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/colin-farrell/">Colin Farrell</a></strong>. A source says, "Colin went crazy and started screaming like someone had shot him..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5339387/colin-caught-in-back-seat-with-fan-robin-wright-i-dont-want-sean-penn" title="Click here to read more about Colin Caught In Back Seat With Fan; Robin Wright: "I Don't Want" Sean Penn">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Soup Reminds Us That In Tyra's World, There's Really Only One Top Model]]></title>
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				Anyone who watches <i>The Soup</i> knows that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL MCHALE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL MCHALE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/joel-mchale/">Joel McHale</a> and the crew have a love/hate relationship with <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TYRA BANKS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TYRA BANKS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tyra-banks/">Tyra Banks</a> that results in hilarity for the rest of us.  After the jump, "America's Next Top Tyra."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5178529/the-soup-reminds-us-that-in-tyras-world-theres-really-only-one-top-model" title="Click here to read more about The Soup Reminds Us That In Tyra's World, There's Really Only One Top Model">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRISTIAN BALE TIRADE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRISTIAN BALE TIRADE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/christian-bale-tirade/">Christian Bale Tirade</a> has produced an endless amount of spoofs, and today we bring you two of our favorites,  from our  Jezebel super crush <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL MCHALE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOEL MCHALE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/joel-mchale/">Joel McHale</a> at <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SOUP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SOUP" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/the-soup/">The Soup</a> and hilarious comedian <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARA BENINCASA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARA BENINCASA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sara-benincasa/">Sara Benincasa</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5148746/christian-bale-parodies-keep-comin" title="Click here to read more about Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Feb 2009 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Miami Beach, FL.  January 24.  Image via <a href="http://photo.wenn.com">WENN</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5138550/its-joel-mchale-pic-time" title="Click here to read more about It's Joel McHale Pic Time!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Sure, we rail against expensive shit all the time.  But when E!'s <em>The Soup</em> aired a special last night entitled "Pretty Stupid Models" and showed this faux-ad for a Kate Moss vacuum, we cursed the gods for not making it a reality.  'Cause we <em>so</em> want one.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/369325/kate-moss-sucks-++-hard" title="Click here to read more about Kate Moss Sucks &mdash; Hard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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