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Elizabeth Banks Relates To Snooki

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:30:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Banks claims to have some Snooki in her. Plus, it's Thong Thursday of course. More »

Nick Cannon Announces Mariah's Expecting Twins

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 19:15:00 EST

A day after hinting at the contents of Mariah Carey's uterus, Nick Cannon said on a radio show, "I haven't told my wife I'm doing this so I'm probably gonna get yelled at for not getting permission...We are having twins!"

The Creepy Phenomenon Of The Stage Dad

Anna North — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 15:18:00 EST

We hear a lot about stage mothers, but some young stars — most recently Thora Birch — have to deal with stage dads too. And they can be even creepier. More »

Britney Spears' Parents Reconcile

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 18:41:00 EST

Lynne and Jamie Spears have reunited eight years after their divorce. They were spotted dancing to Britney's music in L.A. over the weekend. Apparently, nothing brings people together like hearing their daughter sing about "a taste of poison paradise."

More Plastic Surgery For Heidi; Sandra Fears Jesse Will Kill Her

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:45:00 EDT

Today on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Heidi Montag revealed that in addition to the 10 recent plastic surgery procedures we know about, she also had her waist cinched and her "back scooped." Wondering what that is? Heidi has no idea:

Jessica's Dad Confronts John About Playboy Interview

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:20:00 EST

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Joe Simpson allegedly called John Mayer for a "man to man" discussion about his Playboy interview. Though John explained he called Jessica "sexual napalm" as a compliment, Joe said he shouldn't "even think of uttering Jessica's name again." [OK!] More »

The Simpsons. The Other Simpsons.

Katy Kelleher — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:40:00 EST

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Joe Simpson is developing a comedy series with Nickelodeon based on his own life. The show will center around one of two daughters, who begins imitating her psychologist-dad at school. The show has not yet been titled. Any suggestions? [US] More »

Has Spencer Pratt Really Achieved Enlightenment?

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is meditating, Kirstie Alley throws another punch at Joy Behar, and Courtney Love says Frances Bean is doing fine. More »

More Women Claim Flings With Tiger; Mayer Brings Sam & Lindsay Together

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with Tiger. And:

Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire. More »

Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT

For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:

Chris Brown Tweets About Community Service

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Rachel Zoe meets Barbara Walters, Joe Simpson tries to be young, and Kourtney Kardashian is so pregnant she can't see her vagina anymore. More »

Lily Cries On Stage; Brad Joins Sherlock Cast

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT

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Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:

Nicole Saves Mischa; Jess Is No "Indian Giver," Lets Tony Keep The Boat

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Mischa Barton's former friend Nicole Richie is helping her get her life back together after her recent meltdown. Nicole, "stepped in and talked to her about making changes in her life… basically doing a 360," says a source.

Joaquin Rapping? We're Getting Punk'd

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:00:00 EST

Joaquin Phoenix's rap career: An elaborate hoax? Sort of.

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Wed, 28 May 2008 11:45:00 EDT

A judge in Malawi has paved the way for Madonna to officially adopt her three-year-old son, David. According to the BBC, Madonna's lawyer Alan Chinula said, "It is a positive and beautiful judgment that will have an impact on Malawi's adoption law." Her Madgesty did not deign to grace the courtroom with her appearance. • Tony Romo has reportedly agreed to take Jessica Simpson back, but only if her overbearing daddy stays out of their business. Wouldn't bet on that, since Daddy Joe made a cameo at son-in-law Pete Wentz's bachelor party. • Country star Chris Cagle and his girlfriend were arrested after a booze-fueled fight that involved a purse and an umbrella. They're currently in the Nashville clink, as there is a 12-hour mandatory jail sentence before they can post bail. [BBC, Perez, TMZ] More »

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:40:00 EDT

Did Audrina Patridge get new hills recently? Boob job speculation was rampant on the set of her new movie in Hawaii. • Rumors of a Britney sex tape with paparazzi Adnan Ghalib are circulating. Word is she wore a pink wig throughout filming. • Pete Wentz had a bachelor party last night and future father-in-law Joe Simpson attended. Awkward! [Us, IDLYITW,People] More »

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:45:00 EDT

Did Jessica Simpson's creepy dad ruin her relationship with Tony Romo? According to a source, Joe Simpson was giving "unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica." Romo will still escort Jess to her sister's emo nuptials this weekend, though. • Beyonce is reportedly in talks to join the cast of Desperate Housewives for at least a cameo appearance, if not more. • NKOTB reunion on the Today show!!! Some of the fans watching the New Kids this morning had camped out since Wednesday to catch an eyeful of Joey, Donnie, Jordan, etc. [TMZ, the Sun, People] More »

Fergie Releases Sex And The City Theme Song; Ears Everywhere Bleed

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT

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So. Fergie has recorded the theme song for the Sex And The City Movie and it is fucking insane. Seriously. It's a fast-paced track that uses the original instrumental music from the show, with Fergie sing-rapping lyrics like: "Shopping for labels, shopping for love... Manolo and Louis is all I'm thinking of... Emotional baggage just replace them with Dior... Let's stop chasing the boys and shop some more..." It does not appear to be a joke. You can listen to the nauseating ditty here. Just a warning: You may puke or cry or both. [People]

Mark Ronson: Hot Off The Market?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT

32-year-old Mark Ronson is dating "underwear model" Daisy Lowe — the 18-year-old daughter of Gavin Rossdale. Pout. [The Sun]