• Courtney Love: into Miu Miu, playing guitar in flats, her upcoming David Letterman appearance, and landing a fashion spread with Steven Meisel. Oh, and this: "After lunch, I am going to chant for an hour and a half." [Vogue]

• Whitney Houston is in a Paris hospital suffering from nose and throat problems.

[New York, April 5. Image via Getty.]

[New York, March 25. Image via PCN]

• Ugh. 90s weight-loss spitfire Susan Powter has a video message for Gabourey Sidibe:

• Mariah Carey's remix album Angels Advocate, which was set to come out next week, has been canceled. Mimi's management says, "We're looking to go possibly to another studio album or Christmas album... It's a creative process that cannot be rushed."

• Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen were married in a traditional Jewish ceremony — held at sunset in Paris last week.

• Uh-oh. Sandra Bullock has left the family home.

• Miley Cyrus is excited she'll be free of Hannah Montana (and Disney) after filming this season. Says Miley: "I hate being thought of as a product. I am not a doll, and people want to treat me that way..."

• Martha Stewart's ex-best friend has written a book, in which she claims that Martha is desperate for a new husband.

[Los Angeles, March 11. Image via Getty]

• Natalie Portman has a new man: Benjamin Millepied, the New York City Ballet dancer who's choreographing her new movie, The Black Swan. There's a slight problem, however:

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Not splitting up. According to sources. [TMZ, People, NYDN]
• Sources also say when Brad and Angelina had dinner in NY earlier this month, they drank a lot of wine. Then Brad told Angie:

• Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:

• Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood home was burglarized over the weekend. Dina Lohan says:

• Mark Wahlberg married his longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham yesterday in a small ceremony in Beverly Hills. "She looked like a princess and beyond stunning. Mark looked ecstatic," says a source. So much for Nicole 4 Eva! [People]

• Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]

[Los Angeles, June 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Los Angeles, June 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Los Angeles, June 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Los Angeles, June 16. Image via Flynet]

[Los Angeles, June 11. Image via INF]

[New York, May 19. Image via AP.]

• Total chaos broke out during a New York casting call for the next cycle of America's Next Top Model, with wannabe models fighting and causing a stampede that sent two people to the hospital. [E!]

• Lindsay Lohan is reportedly pissed that Katie Holmes is on Glamour's April cover; LL was under the impression that her Madonna shot would get the cover. Insiders say that was never gonna happen. [MSNBC Scoop]

• Okay, so they're saying Beyoncé had a little armpit hair at the Cadillac Records premiere. 1) Who cares? 2) Can you even see it? [Mirror]
• A reader points out you can barely see Beyoncé's pit hair in Perez's pictures, though on TMZ, her pits seem especially hirsute. Photoshop of horrors? [Perez Hilton, TMZ]
• Surely when Kanye West said that Beyoncé is "just as great, if not greater, than artists we had in the past. She’s probably greater than Tina Turner," he had not seen this. [Perez Hilton]
• Tina Turner put on a show in New York right after being hospitalized for having a very high fever. Amazing. [Page Six]