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Chocolate and intimacy go hand in hand. It's often (incorrectly) thought to be an aphrodisiac; it's associated with Valentine's day; surveys claim that women would prefer chocolate to sex — as though they were interchangeable. In this Australian ad for Zokoko, choclocated is licked, smeared, drizzled and penetrated. Cum on, you guys! Don't you get it? Chocolate is sexy! More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5796726&view=rss&microfeed=true One California man is redefining the DoubleShot infused specialty drink by including his spooj in a female coworker's drink. More »
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To follow up on Dickweed (shown) the girls at BleachBlack have announced their second nail polish: Jizz. It is a surprisingly pretty pearly, milky white. Unfortunately, the $12.95 price tag might make you gag. [Refinery 29] More »
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You really must be careful when using the words "come," "on," and "meat" in a food advertisement about a mayonnaise substitute. [Vintage Ads] More »
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It used to be that this venerable feature was inspired by the news, hangovers, and/or funny pictures. But The Huffington Post's Jason Linkins and I have a new muse — or, to be fair, a couple of million of new muses harmed in the filming of SNL's digital short "Jizz In My Pants" (embedded after the jump). There's just no way to look at the news about torture, wire-tapping, Bush kissing Barbra Streisand, Ed Rendell or Kate Beckinsale any other way after seeing that video. Today's Hour also contains an object lesson for one of my best friends, who should have known better than to tell me his pants-jizzing story 10 years ago because there was no way I was going to forget it. More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I dole out advice on stuff like oral yeast infections, Christian friends, and excessive jizz. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=370378&view=rss&microfeed=true It might seem like we're about to beat a dead horse, but we're not, promise! See, Jezebel got a shout out on CNN's Reliable Sources yesterday morning regarding the whole Redbook cover thing. And that's great and all, but more notably, host Howard Kurtz inadvertently gave the site a new nickname when he referred to us (on his second mention) as "Jizzabel." (Sound of Beavis & Butthead snickering). More »
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