Best Comment of the Day, in response to Single Slut Crashes New York Weddings Showcase: "For an extra 50,000, Walt Disney will rise from the dead and kill your mother." We say: we're in if Jiminy Cricket tap dances on her grave. • Worst, in response to Horton Hears A Tale Of Gender Inequality: "Dude, it is a Dr. Seuss movie! Can't we all just chillax?" We say: we can relax, or we can chill, but we can never, ever [redacted] — that word should never be written here again.

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