Jezebel: Jim Carrey

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Madeleine Davies — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:00:00 EST

In this week's TV roundup, Stephen Colbert gets a lesson in children's literature, Jim Carrey's daughter auditions for American Idol and Anderson Cooper goes crazy for Fonzie. More »

A Very Special 'Drunk History' Of Christmas, Starring Ryan Gosling

Whitney Jefferson — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:10:00 EST

Hey girl, your boyfriend stars in the latest video in the "Drunk History" series from Funny or Die! It's a slurry retelling of the story of Christmas, in which Gosling plays the lead. Your boyfriend joins Jim Carrey as Santa, and Eva Mendes — wait a second: they're starring in online parody videos together now? — as his ...wife. Well, I was going end this by saying, "Merry Christmas to me!" but now that Eva has positioned herself as Ryan Gosling's actual, real-life girlfriend, all I can muster up is a "Bah Humbug." Still, this video is worth watching to see Gosling in a Santa hat alone. More »

Jim Carrey Was Totally Kidding About Being A Big Creep, You Guys

Erin Gloria Ryan — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:00:00 EDT

Jim Carrey invoked the oft-abused "I can say whatever I want as long as I follow it with a 'just kidding' within 24 hours" clause in explaining his creepy video love letter to Emma Stone, admitting today that he was just joshing. Sort of. More »

Inspired By Jim Carrey, Kathy Griffin Makes A Video For Justin Bieber

Whitney Jefferson — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 13:40:00 EDT

After being asked by one of her Twitter followers to come up with a response to Jim Carrey's creeptastic video love letter to Emma Stone, Kathy Griffin delivered this. Using a lot of the same verbiage that Carrey did, she praises Justin Bieber: "I want you to know that you are all the way beautiful, even with those lesbian bangs." She did have a few problems with Carrey's statements, like her inability to have kids (she doesn't believe she has even "an egg left") and her desire to never go camping for fear of bugs crawling up into her "naughty bits." More »

Jim Carrey Gets Seriously Creepy On Emma Stone

Whitney Jefferson — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Jim Carrey has the hots for Emma Stone and he doesn't care who knows it. He uploaded an ever-so-slightly strange video to his website on Wednesday, wherein he said the following: "Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you," Carrey tells her. "We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire. And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you." No word on any restraining orders just yet. [US, Official Site] More »

Indie Acting Same As Porn Acting, According To Porn Star

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Stoya's work in the adult film industry has prepared her for a role in an indie film. Plus, it's Joan Rivers' birthday. More »

Oprah To Reveal Core-Shaking "Family Secret"

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 19:30:33 EST

Oprah announced yesterday that she was recently, "given some news that literally shook me to my core." Rather than letting the tabloids run with the story, she's staging a family reunion on her show.

Beyoncé To Remake A Star Is Born

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

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Even though sometimes remakes seem like cop-outs, the Clint Eastwood-directed A Star Is Born starring Beyoncé could actually be awesome.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Will Not Tolerate Being Laughed At

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 10:30:07 EST

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are skipping the Oscars this year because Anne Hathaway's hosting. Like a humorless Wu Tang Clan for the next generation, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ain't nothin' to fuck with. More »

Reminder: SNL Open Thread Tonight!

Lauri Apple — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 14:00:30 EST

A new year brings a new SNL, starring funny actor-man Jim Carrey and the rock and roll musical stylings of the Black Keys. The Jezebel open thread starts at 11:15 EDT, so come back and crack wise with us! More »

The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and Reconciliations

Lauri Apple — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 10:30:02 EST

Comeback kid (?) Lindsay Lohan has already gone back to her complicated lifestyle of dramarama mixed with rich-people acquisitions. We could talk about her for hours—she just never stops! All that Red Bull, maybe. Here we go.

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 19:30:00 EST

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, women play football in lingerie, celebrities exercise during interviews, and we take a look at some of the companies that advertise during Jersey Shore. More »

New Music From Britney Spears Finally Arrives

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Britney's new single drops next week!

No One Wants To Smell Like Jennifer Aniston?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Apparently sales are "slow" for Jennifer Aniston's fragrance. More »

Snooki's Birthday Bash Sponsored By Condom Company

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Snooki will celebrate her birth — and safe sex — on Saturday night with a party sponsored by LifeStyles condoms.

Jim Carrey Has A Long Penis

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, according to Jim Carrey, he is well-endowed. Plus, Kim Kardashian takes the subway in New York City for the first time, and takes a picture while doing it. More »

Kim Kardashian Is Naked On The Cover Of W

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

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Kim Kardashian, who regrets posing nude for Playboy, is nekkid on the cover of W.

Wyclef Jean Hospitalized For Fatigue

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 19:06:00 EDT

Wyclef Jean was hospitalized in New Jersey last night for "stress and fatigue." His rep says running for Haiti's presidency (not to mention battling Sean Penn) has made for a "grueling eight weeks." More »

Watch 67 Sensitive Men Shed Hollywood Tears

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 11:06:00 EDT

If a man cries, he fears it will earn him ridicule—unless it's for a film role, in which case it could earn him an Academy Award. Here's a thorough supercut of boys who do cry. Ready your tissues. More »

Royal Engagement Announcement To Come? Britney's Conservatorship To Continue?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Prince William MIGHT ask Kate Middleton to marry him tomorrow, since June 3 and June 4 are "mysteriously blocked out" in the Buckingham Palace calendar.

Miley Does A "Lap" Dance; Britney Fires Her Agent/ Boyfriend

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 12 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Making a big deal about this video of Miley Cyrus giving a "lap dance" is just silly.

Twitter Hack Illuminates Celebrities' Insecurities

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 10 May 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Twitter got hacked today, which left many celebs—like Weird Al, Justin Bieber, Tori Spelling, and more—thinking they were no longer popular. More »

Jim Carrey Freaks Out On Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey is being funny on Twitter, but we're not sure if it's funny ha ha or funny weird. Also, Lindsay and Samantha bring on the dramz—replete with cocaine accusations—after a drink-throwing night out. More »

Baio Continues Campaign Against Lesbian Shitasses; Carrey Continues Hating Gossip

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio says his wife—who, don't forget, also has black friends—is exercising freedom of speech when using "lesbian" pejoratively. Plus, Stephanie Pratt is now speaking in a British accent. More »

Which Celeb Has The Dumbest Fans On Twitter?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:20:00 EDT

Tom Scott is a genius! He created Stupid FIght, a program in which you plug in celebrity names, and find out who has the stupider fans. More »

Kendra Wilkinson Tweets Against Extreme Dieting

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:20:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Kendra won't go on a crash diet to lose the baby weight, Jon Gosselin is defending TLC's production, and JWoww's manager is Tweeting for her. More »

Details On The Blunt-Krasinski Wedding; Cameron Diaz Is Dating A-Rod

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Whoa: John Krasinski and Emily Blunt will be heading down the aisle in "about a month"!

Jim Carrey's Gay Movie May Actually Come Out

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 11:00:00 EDT

In I Love You Phillip Morris, Jim Carrey plays a gay con man who falls in love with his prison cellmate (Ewan McGregor). Oddly, the film had been shelved indefinitely, but now might hit theaters this summer. More »

Sigourney: Jim Cameron Didn't Win Oscar Because He's A Dude

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Sigourney Weaver on why James Cameron didn't get the Oscar for best director:

Ryan's Tired Of Taking Flak For Reese; Steven Sued For Assault, Trafficking

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:40:00 EDT

Today on Howard Stern's radio show Ryan Phillippe said, "I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese Witherspoon and I divorced. I'm tired of getting shit on, I don't feel like I deserve it..."

How Twitter Is Ruining Celebrities

Irin Carmon — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:30:00 EDT

Okay, Jim Carrey was never my favorite, and I'd wager he wasn't yours either. But his Elin-blaming antics on Twitter this weekend confirmed a longtime suspicion I've had: when it comes to the Internet, some people should consider shutting up. More »

Jim Carrey Continues To Blame Elin Nordegren, Women In General, On Twitter

Hortense Smith — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 12:30:00 EDT

As mentioned earlier this morning in Dirt Bag, Jim Carrey has made it a personal mission of sorts to let the world know that Tiger Woods should be forgiven for his infidelities, while his wife, Elin Nordegren, should be blamed: More »

Jim Carrey Thinks Elin Nordegren Was A "Willing Participant" In Tiger's Shenanigans; Amy Winehouse May Have To Have Her Implants Removed

Hortense Smith — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:30:00 EDT

Jim Carrey is getting all up in Elin Nordegren's business, for some reason, and posting his thoughts on her marriage to Tiger Woods on his Twitter page:

Better Than One: Celeb Couples Who Are Greater Than The Sum Of Their Parts

Anna North — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:20:00 EDT

Jenny McCarthy's recent breakup made me sadder than I expected, perhaps because she and Jim Carrey were a rare breed of Hollywood couple — more appealing together than either member alone. More »

Some Lady "Robs" Gerry From Jen; RPatz To Play Kurt Cobain

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Guess who is being called "unlucky in love again"? Jennifer Aniston, of course. That's because Gerard Butler has been spotted looking "lovey-dovey" with a "French beauty" named Laurie Cholewa.

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Throw In The Towel Via Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist claims that MJ didn't like to shoot up. More »

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Split; Michael Lohan Engaged To Jon Gosselin's Ex

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:40:00 EDT

First Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, now this: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have broken up. Jim confirmed the news on Twitter, writing:

Michael & Lindsay Lohan's Dramz On Twitter; Amanda Palmer's News

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan and her father go at it in a public forum, while other celebs are busy playing April Fool's jokes. And Amanda Palmer has news for us. More »

Kim Kardashian Wears Butt Pads?

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, our world is rocked by the knowledge that Kim Kardashian's ass is enhanced, Rob Thomas has a sense of humor about himself and Lou Diamond Phillips is in drag. More »

Jim Carrey Is A Grandfather; Sparkly Vampire Set To Film Orgy Scene

Hortense Smith — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:30:00 EST

Jim Carrey's daughter, Jane, gave birth to a son named Jackson Riley Santana, which means that Ace Ventura is someone's grandfather, which means that I'm getting old. I'm also looking for Ray Finkle. And a clean pair of shorts! [People]