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			<title><![CDATA[&quot;The Most Famous Harlot In The Americas&quot; Gets Her Due]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/01/simon-bolivars-lover-heroine-status">Manuela Sáenz</a>, lover and co-conspirator of South American liberator Simón Bolívar, had an ignominious end:"an impoverished pariah" in a communal grave. Now, a coalition has decided to exhume her symbolic remains and bury her, with ceremony, beside Bolivar. [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/01/simon-bolivars-lover-heroine-status">Guardian</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5577437/the-most-famous-harlot-in-the-americas-gets-her-due" title="Click here to read more about &quot;The Most Famous Harlot In The Americas&quot; Gets Her Due">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				"<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thesimpsons" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thesimpsons" href="http://jezebel.comhttp://jezebel.com/tag/thesimpsons/">The Simpsons</a>" is giving one lucky viewer the chance to <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TV_SIMPSONS_CONTEST?SITE=WWL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">create his or her own character.</a>  Naturally, we <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/end-of-days/if-jezebel-was-a-simpsons-character-she-might-look-like-this-273842.php">suggest Jezebel Simpson</a>.  She's surly, sassy, and really likes doughnuts.  But we could use a little help developing her catchphrase... [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TV_SIMPSONS_CONTEST?SITE=WWL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5383138/dough-nuts" title="Click here to read more about D'ough Nuts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"3 women try to deport jezebel from <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged WHATCOM COUNTY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged WHATCOM COUNTY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/whatcom-county/">Whatcom County</a>". Lovely <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WA_ODD_VIGILANTE_BORDER_AGENTS_WAOL-?SITE=SCCHA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">headline</a> there, AP. [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WA_ODD_VIGILANTE_BORDER_AGENTS_WAOL-?SITE=SCCHA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5149861/country-justice" title="Click here to read more about Country Justice">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				There are about a jillion euphemisms for a "loose woman." While some of us prefer the ubiquitous "slut," GiggleSugar has compiled a list of old time-y equivalents, including "Jezebel," and you can vote on your favorite one. [<a href="http://www.gigglesugar.com/1813546">GiggleSugar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030016/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pole Dancing, Prada, & Project Runway: A Year In The Life Of Jezebel Jen]]></title>
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				It's that time: Jezebel Jennifer's last day of work. Earlier this week, when <a href="http://jezebel.com/387150/you-can-take-the-girl-out-of-jezebel-but-you-cant-take-the-jezebel-out-of-the-girl">announcing her departure</a> and upcoming arrival at the offices of Ralph Lauren, I mentioned a little of what I like about her. Now, I'd like to call attention to a little of what I liked that she <em>wrote</em>. For over a year, Jennifer has been writing our "<a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/rag-trade/">Rag Trade</a>" fashion-industry roundup, and last night when doing a search, I was shocked to find that she has done the column a staggering<em> 300 times</em>. (She's also done thousands of "Snap Judgments", and according to my calculations, over <a href="http://jezebel.com/search/%22the%20greatest%20show%20on%20earth%22/">50 posts</a> on her beloved <em>Project Runway</em> alone.) 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/388766/pole-dancing-prada--project-runway-a-year-in-the-life-of-jezebel-jen" title="Click here to read more about Pole Dancing, Prada, & Project Runway: A Year In The Life Of Jezebel Jen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 May 2008 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Hollywood madam and ex-con Heidi Fleiss has grandiose plans to build a fully-sustainable brothel and accompanying "Stud Farm" in the "Prostitution state" of Nevada. It will be powered by the wind. And there's probably a pun in there but I sort of wanted to use the February <em>ELLE</em> <a href="http://www.elle.com/featurefullstory/12660/heidi-fleiss-elle-february-2008.html">story</a> of this lofty endeavor to put my finger to the wind of Jezzie public sentiment about a specific issue: do you think Heidi Fleiss is awesome? (And also: why are sex workers always so <em>wise</em>?) (And also: would you fuck a male whore?) Having dined with Heidi once &mdash; she ate the food off my plate and did not appear to puke in the whole evening I spent with her so I was confused as to why she was 80 pounds, but that's neither here nor there &mdash; I remember thinking Heidi was a pretty admirable lady. And this story only reinforces that view! 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/345193/on-heidi-fleiss-and-why-sex-workers-are-so-wise" title="Click here to read more about On Heidi Fleiss And Why Sex Workers Are So Wise">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Speaking of sports! Even macho, angry sports fans are talking about Jezebel. The name, that is. An irate Dallas Cowboys fan <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=4029511">called into ESPN radio</a> the other day, expressing his disdain for the woman who is leading to the demise of the Cowboys: Jessica Simpson.  Said the caller: "Man, you know women and sports don't mix. This Jezebel Simpson..."  Maybe he was just mixing up Jessica and <em>the real</em> <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/end-of-days/if-jezebel-was-a-simpsons-character-she-might-look-like-this-273842.php">Jezebel Simpson</a>? [<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=4029511">GMA</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/336666/jezebels" title="Click here to read more about Jezebels">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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