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			<title><![CDATA[Jill Zarin Scores Ring From Liz Taylor Auction]]></title>
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				While out celebrating her 11th wedding anniversary to her husband Bobby last night, Jill Zarin showed off the giant cocktail ring her bought her from Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry collection auction last month. While in the <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/05/real-housewives-of-new-york-jill-zarin-elizabeth-taylor-ring/#.TwXCvEpnDHx">video footage</a> on TMZ, Jill says she and her husband "don't talk about money," the ring-designed by famed jeweler Zohrab Istanboulian-was reportedly purchased for $19,000.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5873464/jill-zarin-scores-ring-from-liz-taylor-auction" title="Click here to read more about Jill Zarin Scores Ring From Liz Taylor Auction">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Turns Out Diamonds Aren't Really Your Best Friend After All]]></title>
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				A global advocacy group called Global Witness has recused itself from a coalition that aims to eliminate the flow of blood diamonds into the global marketplace, saying the safeguards that have been put in place aren't preventing tainted conflict gems from being bought by consumers.  I guess diamonds are maybe more like a girl's best frenemy.  Especially if the girl is from Africa.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5865254/turns-out-that-diamonds-arent-really-your-friend-after-all" title="Click here to read more about Turns Out Diamonds Aren't Really Your Best Friend After All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Italian Vogue Unconvincingly Blames 'Slave' Earrings On Translator]]></title>
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				Here is what Franca Sozzani, editor of Italian <em>Vogue</em>, has to say about her magazine <a href="http://jezebel.com/5833054/italian-vogue-features-unbelievably-racist-slave-earrings">featuring</a> "slave earrings," with a bizarre caption about "women of colour": "It is a matter of really bad translation from Italian into English," <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/22/vogue-italia-slave-earrings">according</a> to a statement.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5833273/italian-vogue-unconvincingly-blames-slave-earrings-on-translator" title="Click here to read more about Italian Vogue Unconvincingly Blames 'Slave' Earrings On Translator">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Irin Carmon]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Urban Outfitters Knocks Off Another Indie Designer]]></title>
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				Copycat emporium Urban Outfitters has selected its latest victim: Chicago-based jewelry designer Stevie Koerner. Koerner told me she has been making her line of jewelry shaped like countries and U.S. states, with a cut-out heart in each, for two and a half years. She produces her designs in silver and bamboo, and they range in cost from $26 for a bamboo "I Heart Wisconsin" <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/65357003/i-heart-wisconsin-bamboo">necklace</a> to $100 for a pair of silver "I Heart Minnesota" <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/72150347/i-heart-state-cufflinks">cufflinks</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5805942/urban-outfitters-knocks-off-another-indie-designer" title="Click here to read more about Urban Outfitters Knocks Off Another Indie Designer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 May 2011 15:02:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Most Disgusting Piece Of Jewelry You May Ever See]]></title>
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				Made from sterling silver, freshwater pearl, copper, enamel and created an actual metalsmith, this jazzed-up whitehead is available for purchase on Etsy for $163 dollars. <i>A bargain!</i>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5805572/the-most-disgusting-piece-of-jewelry-you-may-ever-see" title="Click here to read more about The Most Disgusting Piece Of Jewelry You May Ever See">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 May 2011 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Creepy New Commemorative Crap Spawned By The Royal Wedding]]></title>
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				The Royal Wedding is over, but the weird commemorative crap keeps on coming! Since there's a chance you might forget the epic televised event so relentlessly covered by the media, you'd better get yourself a souvenir. Luckily, you have options.  <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5798881/new-creepy-commemorative-crap-spawned-by-the-royal-wedding" title="Click here to read more about Creepy New Commemorative Crap Spawned By The Royal Wedding">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 May 2011 14:54:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Royal Wedding is April 29! Which tiara will Kate&mdash;sorry, <em>Catherine</em>&mdash;wear? Which uniform will <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #princewilliam" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #princewilliam" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/princewilliam/">Prince William</a> select? Will Crown Prince Alexander of Yugoslavia attend? So many things to think about! Luckily, royal watchers are on it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5746123/88-days-to-go-obsessive-royal-enthusiasts-in-a-pre+wedding-tizzy" title="Click here to read more about Obsessive Royal-Watchers Are In A Pre-Wedding Tizzy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Jan 2011 15:07:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here's Crystal Harris's Engagement Ring]]></title>
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				In a possible attempt to deflect attention from <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #hollymadison" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #hollymadison" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/hollymadison/">Holly Madison</a>-related <a href="http://jezebel.com/5719019/but-hef-what-about-holly-madison">injustices</a> and <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342643/Hugh-Hefners-Playboy-mansion-like-squalid-prison-say-Playmates.html">recent reports</a> comparing the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #playboymansion" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #playboymansion" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/playboymansion/">Playboy Mansion</a> to a prison-like hellhole, Mrs. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #hughhefner" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #hughhefner" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/hughhefner/">Hugh Hefner</a>-to-be <a href="http://twitter.com/CrystalHarris/status/20321761358774272">tweeted this pic</a> of her glittery new rock. Looks like true love to me.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5722112/heres-crystal-harriss-engagement-ring" title="Click here to read more about Here's Crystal Harris's Engagement Ring">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Dec 2010 15:35:19 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><i>Vogue</i> Paris editor <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #carineroitfeld" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #carineroitfeld" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/carineroitfeld/">Carine Roitfeld</a></strong>, who has helmed the magazine for a decade, just announced she's <strong>stepping down</strong> from her position to attend to "personal projects." This is major! The entire fashion world wants mommy! <i>*whimper*</i> [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/media-news/fashion-memopad/carine-roitfeld-is-to-leave-french-vogue-3405583?navSection=media-news&toc_preselected=65">WWD</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5714575/carine-roitfeld-announces-shock-resignation" title="Click here to read more about Carine Roitfeld Announces Shock Resignation">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Dec 2010 11:52:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				You've probably seen that Macy's commercial that takes that song from that musical about poor kids dying of AIDS in 1989 and juxtaposes it with images of delicate silver jewelry.  And, if you're like me, you've thought:  What the <em>fuck</em>?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5706537/seasons-of-barf" title="Click here to read more about Seasons of Barf">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 05 Dec 2010 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				You can't have the real thing, but you can settle for next-best: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kennethjaylane" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kennethjaylane" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kennethjaylane/">Kenneth Jay Lane</a>'s "Princess Simulated Sapphire Ring," now <a href="http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.J156973.cm_scid.24hr">on sale at QVC</a> for just $39.54 plus shipping. It's "blue blood brilliance"! Get one for each finger.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5695098/your-kate-middleton-knock+off-ring-on-sale-now" title="Click here to read more about Your Kate Middleton Knock-off Ring, on Sale Now!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Nov 2010 12:40:31 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A diamond dealer who had $46 million burning a hole in his pocket has since <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/money/world/2010-11-16-pink-diamond_N.htm?csp=34news&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+UsatodaycomOffbeat-TopStories+%28News+-+Offbeat+-+Top+Stories%29">replaced</a> that with a rare 24.78 karat "fancy intense pink" diamond. Coming soon to a Lopez finger near you!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5692219/ridiculous-diamond-breaks-record-for-being-most-ridiculous" title="Click here to read more about Ridiculous Diamond Breaks Record For Being Ridiculous">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Nov 2010 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Last month's icky earring-removal <a href="http://jezebel.com/5653371/my-earring-got-so-gross-it-had-to-be-cut-from-my-ear">story</a> prompted the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5664007/10-of-the-the-grossest-stories-youll-ever-read">grossest</a> stories you'll ever read. But we also received a message from a woman who had worked in the jewelry industry, and was not surprised about the hair-clog earring. She'd seen worse.</em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5688752/jewelry-is-a-filthy-poisonous-business" title="Click here to read more about Jewelry Is A Filthy, Poisonous Business">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Nov 2010 11:57:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				This cool <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/58781892/controller-bracelet-white-with-silver">bracelet</a> features shapes of <a href="http://www.thelifefiles.com/2010/11/07/whos-the-biggest-girly-gamer-you-know/">famous</a> video game controllers. (Not represented: The oh-so-crappy Intellivision we had when we were kids.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5684695/jewelry-for-nintendo-addicts" title="Click here to read more about Jewelry For Nintendo Addicts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:34:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Disney has created a 3D reboot of <em>Tron</em> called<em> Tron: Legacy</em>. which looks okay. Not okay? The aggressive marketing, especially when it comes to crappy, bizarre fashion-y tie-ins meant for women. Like the <em>Tron</em> shoe.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5667939/the-795-shoe-and-other-stupidexpensive-tron-merchandise/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The $795 Shoe, And Other Stupid/Expensive Tron Merchandise">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Pearl Necklace You Might Not Wear On A Job Interview]]></title>
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				This pretty sterling silver <a href="http://www.thelifefiles.com/2010/10/18/would-you-walk-around-with-this-pearl-necklace/">necklace</a> by <a href="http://www.leahpiepgras.com/objects/gallery/pearlnecklace/pnbuy.php">Leah Piepgras</a> is "an accurate representation of semen." The creator notes that it's "a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust." So: Probably okay to wear to church.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5667681/the-pearl-necklace-you-might-not-wear-on-a-job-interview" title="Click here to read more about The Pearl Necklace You Might Not Wear On A Job Interview">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Oct 2010 12:58:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[London, August 2.  Woman displays a simulated pearl necklace formerly owned by <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jackiekennedy" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jackiekennedy" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jackiekennedy/">Jackie Kennedy</a> Onassis at Bonhams auction house. The necklace, worn by Kennedy in the early 1960s, is estimated at $39,300-47,200.  Image via <a href="apimages.com">AP</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5602304/jackie-os-jewelry-could-be-yours" title="Click here to read more about Jackie O's Jewelry Could Be Yours">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">[London, July 22. A Sotheby's employee holds a diamond bracelet created by Cartier in 1935, to be auctioned by the Duchess of Windsor. The pieces are estimated to fetch around £3 million GBP. Image via <a href="http://gettyimages.com">Getty</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5593559/royals-jewels-go-up-for-auction-they-are-shiny" title="Click here to read more about Auction To Feature Royal's Jewels, Which Are Very Sparkly, Very Expensive">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:17:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Women Who Scored $10,000 Lebron Pendant Is No Longer A Lebron Fan]]></title>
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				Four years ago, Vaneisha Robinson <a href="http://jezebel.com/5587771/woman-finds-10000-diamond-lebron-pendant-at-yard-sale">bought a pendant for $5</a> at a yard sale.  She recently got the necklace appraised, only to discover it is actually worth nearly $10,000 - <a href="http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_news/lebron-pendant-now-center-of-police-investigation">and a whole lot of trouble. </a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5589006/women-who-scored-10000-lebron-pendant-at-garage-sale-is-no-longer-a-lebron-fan" title="Click here to read more about Women Who Scored $10,000 Lebron Pendant Is No Longer A Lebron Fan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:56:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				An Ohio woman reportedly bought<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_LEBRON_PENDANT?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT"> this necklace for $5 at a yard sale,</a> thinking it was costume jewelry.  Turns out, the jersey-shaped piece is a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lebronjames" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lebronjames" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lebronjames/">LeBron James</a> pendant, and with over 2 carats of diamonds, it's worth nearly $10,000.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5587771/woman-finds-10000-diamond-lebron-pendant-at-yard-sale" title="Click here to read more about Woman Finds $10,000 Diamond Lebron Pendant At Yard Sale">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:44:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Writer <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/special-report/ideas/archive/2010/06/provocation-of-the-day-women-should-rebel-against-diamonds/57873/">Conor Friedersdorf</a> is attempting to start a boycott of diamond engagement rings:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5560228/breaking-it-off-with-a-girls-best-friend" title="Click here to read more about Breaking It Off With A Girl's Best Friend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				•  Police in Florida have arrested a sixth grade boy at the request of his parents, who were enraged after he stole over<a href="http://www.newsherald.com/news/arrested-82833-callaway-grader.html"> $7,000 worth of jewelry from his mother</a> and distributed it amongst his classmates.  • 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5513363/parents-have-sixth-grader-arrested-man-refused-for-breast-cancer-screening" title="Click here to read more about Parents Have Sixth Grader Arrested • Man Refused For Breast Cancer Screening">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Recently, there was a very odd auction in London: all these diamonds that a philandering husband gave his wife after each affair. And here's what's particularly bizarre:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5339952/diamonds-are-a-humiliated-wifes-best-friend" title="Click here to read more about Diamonds Are A Humiliated Wife's Best Friend?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Cintra Wilson: "I have always been mystified by <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/30/fashion/30CRITIC.html?ref=fashion">Tiffany</a>'s heart-shaped silver dog tags, worn on a choke chain, with the engraved instructions, 'Please Return to Tiffany & Co.' This, I have always assumed, is precautionary." [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/30/fashion/30CRITIC.html?ref=fashion">NY Times</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5326371/wandering-jewels" title="Click here to read more about Wandering Jewels">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Madeline Albright On Wingnuts, Lapel-Wear & Bill Clinton's Love Of Women]]></title>
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				Fellow naturalized Americans Madeleine Albright and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CRAIG FERGUSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CRAIG FERGUSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/craig-ferguson/">Craig Ferguson</a> sat down last night to marvel at Rick Perry's secessionary insanity, Albright's mood-indicating pins, whether <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILL CLINTON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILL CLINTON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bill-clinton/">Bill Clinton</a> ever hit on her.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5216600/madeline-albright-on-wingnuts-lapel+wear--bill-clintons-love-of-women" title="Click here to read more about Madeline Albright On Wingnuts, Lapel-Wear & Bill Clinton's Love Of Women">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In the March issue of <em>Elle</em>, on the "Jewelry News" page, the lead item is a plug for new accessories from French jeweler Lydia Courteille. Her "African" collection is described as "tribal" and "primitive."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5156593/more-culturally-insensitive-jewelry-courtesy-of-elle" title="Click here to read more about More Culturally Insensitive Jewelry, Courtesy Of Elle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				According to the <em><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2009/01/12/090112ta_talk_widdicombe">New Yorker</a></em>, the fallout from <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BERNARD MADOFF" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BERNARD MADOFF" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bernard-madoff/">Bernard Madoff</a>'s <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PONZI SCHEME" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PONZI SCHEME" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ponzi-scheme/">Ponzi scheme</a> has flooded the market with the jewelry of his wealthy victims.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5123727/jewel-heist" title="Click here to read more about Jewel Heist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Paula Abdul worked the midnight shift on Saturday night on HSN, selling her Forever Your Girl jewelry line. As it was live TV, we knew we needed to watch it closely.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5110652/paula-abdul-live-on-late-nightearly-morning-tv" title="Click here to read more about Paula Abdul: Live On Late Night/Early Morning TV">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				On this installment of <em>Target: Women</em>, Sarah Haskins digs her claws into insidious jewelry ads clogging up our cable.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5108755/diamonds-are-not-sarah-haskins-best-friend" title="Click here to read more about Diamonds Are Not Sarah Haskins' Best Friend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The <i>NY Post</i> reports that Barack Obama <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/12022008/news/nationalnews/o_ring__30g_bling_for_michelle_141802.htm">has bought</a> Michelle Obama a rare $30,000 diamond-encrusted rhodium ring from Giovanni Bosco as a "thank you" gift for putting up with his 2-year national campaign for the Presidency. Predictably, there's some outrage from the conservative <i>Post</i>, which notes that the country's economy is in shambles while Obama buys pricey "bling". See? We should have totally voted for McCain, whose family never owned a nice thing, ever. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/12022008/news/nationalnews/o_ring__30g_bling_for_michelle_141802.htm">NY Post</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5100751/the-o-ring" title="Click here to read more about The O Ring">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You know how we love our peculiar Barbie jewelry. So, how cool a fake engagement ring would this pink lipstick Barbie smile by <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/11/barbie-jewelry-by-ma.html">Margaux Lange</a> be? Creepy, yes. Slightly sinister; yes. Obscurely subversive; yes.  But undeniably awesome! And, yes, it would still be rad in a non-marital context — just not quite as bizarre. [<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/11/barbie-jewelry-by-ma.html">BoingBoing</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5083462/read-my-lips" title="Click here to read more about Read My Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A 2,000 year old <a href="http://www.livescience.com/history/081110-ancient-earring.html">gold earring</a> was just found beneath a parking lot near Jerusalem's Old City.  And it's <em>nice</em>: "A large pearl inlaid in gold with two drop pieces, each with an emerald and pearl set in gold," which would obviously have belonged to someone of status. Because Jerusalem was sacked so many times, and most precious metals were melted down or sold, such intact finds are rare — especially Roman ones. The piece is valuable not merely for its beauty but because it "brings attention to the life of women in antiquity." [<a href="http://www.livescience.com/history/081110-ancient-earring.html">LiveScience</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5082229/found-art" title="Click here to read more about Found Art">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				Sadie here! So, while I can't imagine it provides the visceral nomming pleasure of the plastic original, I couldn't help but think of all my shoe-chewin' 'Belles when I came across this "<a href="http://www.commonobjectjewelry.com/live/shop/jewelry/1249">Barbie Shoe Necklace</a>" over the weekend!(That's a little homebrewed Palinese in case you missed it.) If sucking on silver just doesn't scratch the itch, by the way, apparently it's fun and easy for the craftsy to make <a href="http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/barbie_shoe_earrings">earrings</a> from the real deal.  Those that aren't gnawed beyond recognition, that is. [<a href="http://www.commonobjectjewelry.com/live/shop/jewelry/1249">Common Object Jewelry</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5059488/chew-toy" title="Click here to read more about Chew Toy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				Celeb lawyer Gloria Allred has accepted her next high profile assignment: defending a Texas woman whose <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NIPPLE_RINGS?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">nipple rings</a> were removed by airport security. Mandi Hamlin, 37, the plaintiff, is demanding "an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation," after officials forced her to remove her nipple rings before boarding a flight. Hamlin was taken behind a curtain to remove the rings, but one didn't come out easily, so officials gave her pliers to remove it. Says Allred: "The conduct of TSA was cruel and unnecessary...The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon." Tell that to Janet Jackson, lady! [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NIPPLE_RINGS?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/373299/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica G.]]></dc:creator>
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