On this installment of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins digs her claws into insidious jewelry ads clogging up our cable.
"All kinds of white, middle class heterosexual people give each other jewelry at Christmas to say that they love each other," Sarah explains. Diamonds are forever, she points out, "Just like roaches!" Clip above.
Target Women: Jewlery [Current]

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