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Remember the photos Megan Fox published last week, "proving" that she does not use Botox? Well! Some doctors saw those images. "Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment," says plastic surgeon Dr. Nicholas Vendemia. "Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. …Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don't create curved wrinkles like that. The wrinkles Megan is showing us don't coincide with brow anatomy, nor do they match the facial expression she is making." Dermatologist Dr. Vince Afsahi says: "The photo looks altered. The muscles in the forehead do not usually create an arc-like pattern seen in the photo. …Anatomically [it] does not make sense." And! Dermatologic surgeon Dr. David Sire quips, "I have never seen the frontalis [forehead] muscle do this unless the muscle was surgically cut. It appears as if she is frowning and elevating her brow at the same time. Quite a feat!" [OC Register, High Society Plastic Surgery] More »
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Maria Shriver has filed for divorce from husband Arnold Schwarzenegger, citing "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for ending their 25-year marriage. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan is still sore about his falling-out with the Salahis during the filming of Celebrity Rehab. Plus, Mindy Kaling shares the cover art of her new book. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, prepare for tiger blood, warlocks, and lots of winning: Charlie Sheen now has a Twitter account. Celebs react accordingly. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley doesn't have a sense of humor when it comes to John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Plus, some celebs are offering to take Regis' job. More »
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• Jewel announced on her website today that she's expecting her first baby with husband Ty Murray. She says they've been trying for two years, and she feels "really lucky."

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Last night's grand (boring) event gave us all three fashion possibilities — in spades. Brace yourselves, and let's dissect. More »
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In this Funny or Die video, Jewel gets disguised as a big-nosed saleswoman named Karen who is coerced into performing several Jewel songs at a Karaoke bar. Patrons are dumbfounded by Karen's talent; she "may have been better than Jewel." More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King shares his retirement plans, celebs react to Mel Gibson's latest offensive rant, and Kelsey Grammar issues a statement about his divorce. More »
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talks about once being called the "chubby Renée Zellweger," to Shape magazine. Cover shot (striped bikini!) at the link. [People, Showbiz Spy] More »
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It used to be Stetsons and sequins; nowadays the CMAs are the purview of hollywood stars, the occasional rapper, and some seriously bizarre fashions. (Although, yes, Reba, Taylor, Faith et al were representing.) More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki answers followers questions in a video (she will eat "any frickin' pickle"), Justin Bieber hits on Barbara Walters, and Nelly is eating a complete breakfast. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin assures us he will not pose for Playgirl, despite the fact that he hasn't been asked. Plus, Samantha Ronson posts her license photo, and Spencer Pratt is crying. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, check out the girls of America's Next Top Model cycle 14. Also, Hailey Glassman makes fun of Jon Gosselin's penis size again, this time, with a picture. (Link NSFW and NSF souls!) More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Star Jones, Craig Ferguson, and Jewel tweet their thoughts about Tiger Woods. Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt announces the debut of a "Speidi" iPhone app. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, a pregnant woman ignores her contractions in order to get a signed copy of Lauren Conrad's Sweet Little Lies, Amanda Bynes wants to be a coke head, and Tila Tequila's life is "art." More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, the Jersey Shore cast is in L.A. and paling around with Lindsay Lohan and Simon Rex, Jill Zarin visits Gawker Media, and, for some reason, Paramount has asked Danielle Staub to host The Lovely Bones premiere. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Randy Jackson says it was too soon after MJ's death to film a reality show, Michael Lohan is still talking shit on his ex, and Suze Orman gives car-purchasing advice. More »
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• Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."

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• Nene of Real Housewives Of Atlanta has written an autobiography called Never Make The Same Mistake Twice. She gets real snippy about her "friend" Kim Zolciak, saying:

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Dita Von Teese is the new face of Cointreau - her ad on their site is totally stylish! - and last night she perfomed and introduced the 'Cointreau Teese' at Hollywood's Avalon for Jewel, Margaret Cho, Solange Knowles, and...Perez Hilton? More »
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Uptight Workaholic is Taught How to Live and Love by Dashing Asshole The Ugly Truth premiered last night at Hollywood's ArcLight Cinemas. And the clothes that Katherine, Gerard and various supportive stars wore were better than the movie deserves, methinks. More »
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• At the launch of her spray-tanning line Sevin Nyne, Lindsay Lohan said of criticism about her weight, "I like the way I look." She added that she and Samantha Ronson are still in touch.

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• Beyoncé on her fake "screeching" recording:

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• Brad Pitt's mom was supposed to move into the Long Island estate where the posse is staying while Angelina Jolie films Salt, but Angelina has reportedly nixed the idea.

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• Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]

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• Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]

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• Instead of appearing at the Grammy Awards, Chris Brown - seen at left with Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party - was arrested for a felony battery.

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• Britney's son Jayden reportedly had a seizure yesterday. Brit and the kids were in Kentwood, Louisiana, and the whole family rushed to the hospital in Mississippi. The two-year-old was kept over night for observation. [The Sun]
• William Balfour's current girlfriend has told police that he was involved in the killings of Jennifer Hudson's family. Will he be charged? [ET]
• William Balfour is in prison on a parole violation and may be released today. [Chicago Tribune]
• Lindsay Lohan on her love life in Bazaar: "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing." When asked if she considers herself bisexual, LL said, "Maybe. Yeah." When asked if she's a lesbian, LL said, "No." Satisfied? [Page Six]

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• Jewel is hitched! She eloped to the Bahamas and married her man, rodeo champ Ty Murray. The bride wore a wedding gown, the groom wore blue jeans and a cowboy hat. They've been together for more than ten years. Congrats. [People]
• Morgan Freeman was released from a Memphis hospital yesterday following that serious car accident on Sunday night. He says: "I'm doing very well. I feel real good." He suffered a broken arm and elbow and "minor shoulder damage" but is expected to fully recover. Hopefully he'll go back to playing that awesome guy he always plays. [Reuters]
• Paul Newman may only have weeks to live. He's told his family that he wants to die at home. He's apparently finished chemotherapy and is frail and thin. Sadness. [Daily Mail]
• Ellen wants Oprah at her wedding! [Mirror]
• Madonna and Guy Ritchie are part owners of a London pub called The Punchbowl, and it's being investigated because the staff allegedly sell pints cheaper to locals than to tourists. Not surprising. [The Sun]

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I might be from the South, but I know jack about country music. Which is why I think I was doubly amused by the Country Music Awards, which took place in Nashville last night: People wore cowboy hats! In earnest! But the happenings were made all the more interesting because 1) Nicole Kidman was there, and 2) a sampling of random celebs, including Maureen McCormick, Paula Abdul, Miley Cyrus, Jewel, and Crystal Gale. (Faith Hill was on hand as well, and looked terrifying.) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of the Country Music Awards, after the jump. More »
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