<![CDATA[Jezebel: Jessicas]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Jessicas]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/jessicas http://jezebel.com/tag/jessicas <![CDATA[Pretty Bitches? Some Jessicas Are Also Fat, Hungry Hippos]]> Not all Jessicas are pretty bitches, as we previously stated—some can be big, fat sweeties. Meet Jessica, the world's only domesticated hippo. She washed ashore near a couple's South African home when she was only one day old and has lived with them for the past seven years as part of the family. Watch her do cute stuff like drink coffee, open doors, hang out in the kitchen with her "mom" and sleep under a pink blanket, snuggled up with her friend (one of the family dogs) at night. More »
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  • Girl gets around! Lindsay Lohan has been photographed doing coke, throwing up, playing with knives and passed out in a car. Next up: Nudie pics! [PageSix]
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=275131&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[It's Official: Jessicas — From Alba To Z — Suck]]> Last week, we ignited a small (although less than we thought!) firestorm with a certain post about the pros and cons (mostly cons!) of women named Jessica. (Most people agreed! Yay!) We also asked you to weigh in about the whole "what does a name say about a person" business, and we're happy to say that, today, the eve of Independence Day, we have some answers about the business that is branding babies in America. The short summary: Everyone agrees that any male named Chris is to be avoided at all costs. Except for one woman named uh, Jessica, who says she's living with one. Women named "Maggie" and "Molly" suffer from the sad reality of sharing their names with beloved family dogs (often golden retrievers). Michelles: "Festering cunts". Ambers, Tammy/is, Brandys, Lisa are sluts in high school, baby factories afterwards. This is just a sample, kids. Want the long version? Check out some of the best comments after the jump. More »
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