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				When it comes to weird dude habits, you may think you've heard it all. But one woman just started dating a guy who <a href="http://morningquickie.com/?p=3304">masturbates while he sleeps</a>. Obviously, she's looking for advice. Columnist Madame X says:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5495411/how-to-tell-him-hes-jerking-off-while-he-sleeps" title="Click here to read more about How To Tell Him He's Jerking Off While He Sleeps">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				An article from the <em>Journal of Medical Hypotheses</em> suggests that jerking off can be a potential <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/18/wank-your-way-to-nas.html">treatment of nasal congestion</a> in mature males, reasoning "that ejaculation will stimulate adrenergic receptors in the refractory period immediately afterward, and stimulation of your adrenergic receptors will give you relief from your cold." They're still gonna need some tissues, though! [<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/18/wank-your-way-to-nas.html">Boing Boing</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5052172/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's time for another installment of <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/pot-psychology/">Pot Psychology</a>, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, <a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com">Rich</a>, the Piper to my Trig, helps me answer questions about ejaculate, 16-year-old boys, and air-humping. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5046102/why-are-lesbians-often-fatter-than-straight-women" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Why Are Lesbians Often Fatter Than Straight Women?&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Will Roberto Cavalli Manage To Make Wine Tacky Too?]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Roberto Cavalli is now in the wine business. We hope it comes with a  leopard print label! [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/issue/article/120378">WWD</a>, 1st item]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/324808/will-roberto-cavalli-manage-to-make-wine-tacky-too" title="Click here to read more about Will Roberto Cavalli Manage To Make Wine Tacky Too?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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