We all know the story: Girl goes to an Ivy League college. Girl meets marijuana. Girl and marijuana fall in love. Girl smokes so much marijuana that she forgets the difference between astrology and astronomy, enrolls in an astronomy class and — still stoned — embarrasses herself in front of the entire lecture hall. It's almost as if Jenny Slate is the Ali MacGraw to weed's Ryan O'Neil!

Love means never having to take a pop quiz when you're high and wearing mittens.