Holy fucking shit. A former fireman who's allegedly been stalking Jennifer Lopez managed to sleep in her Hamptons pool house for six nights without being noticed by security. When he was finally caught, he told Lopez's employees that he was her husband and the father of her kids, so it was basically his poolhouse anyway, gahd. (On the upside, it doesn't sound like J. Lo was even in the Hamptons at the time? But stiiiiiiiill.)
John Dubis, a 49-year-old former fireman, allegedly settled into the guest house of J.Lo’s $10 million Water Mill home in early August for six days without being noticed by Lopez's security guards, reports the Southampton Patch. Dubis slept on a couch and parked his car out front in plain sight of her security, according to sources.
According to the New York Post, a Lopez employee finally spotted him and confronted him on Aug. 8. The accused stalker tried to claim he was the divorced singer’s husband and he told the police that he was the father of J.Lo's children, so she had been allowing him to stay in the pool house. He was taken in for psychiatric evaluation.
In conclusion, HOLY FUCKING SHIT. [HuffPo]
Ummmm, Myles from Moesha was arrested for allegedly kicking his girlfriend in the stomach.
"Moesha" star Marcus T. Paulk — who played the little brother Myles on the show — has just turned himself in to authorities after allegedly putting his girlfriend in the hospital, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
According to sources, Paulk surrendered at an L.A. jail moments ago ...and he was subsequently placed under arrest.
The alleged victim — a singer named Andi Roxx — tells us, it all started at a nightclub in Beverly Hills called Confidential ... she and Paulk had gotten into a verbal argument because she wasn't paying him enough attention.
When they went home, Roxx says the fight got physical and Paulk punched her in the chin. She says she swung back and busted open his lip, so he punched her again in the stomach, and told her to get her stuff and get out. She says he also kicked her in the stomach.
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