Jennifer Lopez Might Marry for 4th Time: 'I Don't Like to Be Alone'

Recently a panel of human beings assembled — purportedly to ask Jennifer Lopez questions about American Idol, but in actuality everyone just wanted to know stuff about hypothetical weddings. No one has any goddamn questions about American Idol.

In response to the marriage-queries (Will she marry Casper Smart? Are they really perpetually on the rocks, like a family of coastline-dwelling crabs?), thus spake J. Lo: "I'm one of those people who does not like to be alone. I have no shame saying that at this point in my life." Also: "I don't know, I don't know, we'll see. I always believed in that institution. My parents were married for a very long time, for 35 years. I believe in it. It's difficult. I've had my challenges but at the same time I believe in love." Hmmm. Okay, see you at the wedding. [Us Weekly]


Jennifer Lopez Might Marry for 4th Time: 'I Don't Like to Be Alone'

Your very serious long-term boyfriend Benedict Cumberbatch and his cheekbones have graced this week's cover of Entertainment Weekly. In the attached article, the producer of Sherlock says this blasphemous thing: "When we first cast him, people were saying, "You promised us a sexy one!'"

AND THEY DELIVERED, YOU FOOLS. [EW]


Jennifer Lopez Might Marry for 4th Time: 'I Don't Like to Be Alone'

Jenny McCarthy wanted to be the Bachelorette in 2005 and they turned her away. I shudder to imagine what would have happened to our tender planet if that hadn't occurred. [Gossip Cop]


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