In response to the marriage-queries (Will she marry Casper Smart? Are they really perpetually on the rocks, like a family of coastline-dwelling crabs?), thus spake J. Lo: “I’m one of those people who does not like to be alone. I have no shame saying that at this point in my life.” Also: “I don’t know, I don’t know, we’ll see. I always believed in
that institution. My parents were married for a very long time, for 35
years. I believe in it. It’s difficult. I’ve had my challenges but at
the same time I believe in love.” Hmmm. Okay, see you at the wedding. [Us Weekly]
Your very serious long-term boyfriend
Benedict Cumberbatch and his cheekbones have graced this week’s cover of
Entertainment Weekly. In the attached article, the producer of
Sherlock says this blasphemous thing: “When we first cast him, people were saying, “You promised us a sexy one!'”
AND THEY DELIVERED, YOU FOOLS. [EW]
Jenny McCarthy wanted to be the
Bachelorette in 2005 and they turned her away. I shudder to imagine what would have happened to our tender planet if that hadn’t occurred. [
Gossip Cop]
- Kissing Leonardo DiCaprio‘s sweating face for seventeen hours is NOT fun, says Margot Robbie. [People]
- Miley Cyrus, Harry Styles, and Vladimir Putin (the Three Musketeers!!) are all up for NME’s Villain of the Year. [E!]
- Finally, an answer to the age-old question: Is Paris Hilton A Good DJ? (No, she is not.) (One time she had some other guy spin the knobs and press the buttons for her, a craft that surely takes too much skill for one to learn quickly.) [HuffPo]
- Drake Bell — remember Drake and Josh? No? He was also on that show where celebrities learned to Olympic high dive! Not ringing any bells? Okay. — has taken to Twitter to attack Justin Bieber. I am including this link because there’s a picture of Bieber graffiti-ing a horrible droopy penguin on a cement wall, and it’s so, so embarrassing. [Gossip Cop]
- Speaking of Bieber, he may be deported back to Canada. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ [Radar]
- There is a rumor floating around that Naomi Watts danced “sexually” for Leonardo DiCaprio at a Golden Globes afterparty. How does one dance sexually? Do you, like, rhythmically clap your labia together? Regardless, it is not true, so. [Gossip Cop]
- Pippa Middleton wrote a newspaper column about urban bicyclists. [Just Jared]
- Lupita Nyong’o documenting her Golden Globes checklist is the best thing to happen to the Internet since Shia LaBeouf’s LSD owl. [Pop Sugar]
- LOOK AT COUSIN MATTHEW. He has changed so much (and no longer responds to Cousin Matthew 🙁 ) [Page Six]
- Madonna injured her ankle while on ski vacation… by dancing in high heels. [Page Six]
- Having dated for, like, five months and then getting married, Kaley Cuoco and her new husband have made yet another life commitment: he just got a very hideous tattoo of her name on his arm. [Daily Mail]
