NOBODY SAID IT WAS EEEEE-ZHAYYY.

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin, the couple that never fully was, have broken up, according to multiple gossip sites. The pair had been together for nearly 4 months, following Martin's divorce from Gwyneth Paltrow and Lawrence's breakup with longtime boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult.

"Jen is the one who broke it off with Chris," a source tells People.

And somewhere, Chris Martin sits alone in a big empty house quietly singing Coldplay songs to himself.

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"Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and I will try" — he chokes on a sob before whispering — "to fix you."

It must be hard to consciously uncouple twice in one year.

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