On a March episode of Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked guest Allison Williams which was more upsetting: When a co-star gets a boner during a sex scene or when he doesn’t? On Monday night, he followed up with Jemima Kirke, Williams’ co-star on a rarely written about show called Girls, and Dennis Quaid.

Kirke described both situations as “awful...no, not awful...it’s just...information.”

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Quaid, who’s been working onscreen and doing the occasional sex scene for several decades now, said he’s very rarely gotten a boner while working, leading an incredulous Kirke to reply, “Not even on The Big Easy?!”

“I will tell you that I won’t tell you,” Quaid responded, ending what is possibly the most charming on-air conversation about boners that we’ve seen in awhile.

Quaid wasn’t so tight-lipped throughout the episode, admitting to the audience that he’s had a threesome (RACY) and that he’s “never had any complaints” about the size of his schlong.

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Also in the episode: Kirke and Quaid entered the Clubhouse Playhouse as Vanderpump Rules’ James Kennedy and Kristen Doute. Amazingly, Quaid—portraying Crazy Kristen—was off book.