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Tonight is a night to celebrate. This has been an extremely long road to the election, and it's not everyday that history is made. (Obama has this one in the bag, right?) If you're gonna park it in front of the TV tonight to watch the results and to hear pundits talk their heads off, then you'll probably want a stiff drink to make the fairly foreseeable results a little funner. So we've come up with a game to which you can sip (or strip, if you're on the wagon), to make the night a little less predictable. More »
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Didja hear? Scientists in Singapore have discovered a way to reduce flatulence-causing sugars in soy! So all you farty vegetarians out there, you may fart no more. You know who else maybe interested in this impressive new development? Our favorite macrobiotic proletarian and Goop purveyor Gwyneth Paltrow! It's serendipity that we would hear about this amazing fart reducing breakthrough on the same day that we received Goop's latest newsletter, one filled with soy-containing recipes. But guys, maybe Gwyneth really is trying to relate to the average Jane Winebox this time. She says that with the way these recipes are constructed, you'll get "more bang for your buck!" Is that assertion true? We calculated the cost of ingredients to find out. Click on Gwynnie's face for the results. More »
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• R.I.P. American Girls original, Samantha Parkington. May you rest in peace with the other overpriced, historically accurate plastic toys in the sky.
• Another American icon on the decline: Hugh Hefner's bunnies and balls are musty.
• Speaking of old balls, John McCain mocked women's health in an apocryphal argument against late term abortion.
• I can't believe we have two more weeks of this. At least the debates are over.
• Well, at least one contest of note is over this week: a Project Runway winner was declared, and her name rhymes with pee pan.
• It might burn when you pee if Cosmo gives you a "pear-fection."

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