When Jennifer Lopez released the teaser for her video "First Love" a few days ago, it seemed like she was going to get super black and white sexy for this one. But it appears that J. Lo used up all her pizazz for her groundbreaking "I Luh Ya Papi" video.

The snoozefest begins right at the start, with an important voiceover about La Vida Loca:

I knew I had to leave the world behind me to find out who I was. I knew that love would never search for me. I had to search for it. And I knew you were out there. I knew that if I went far enough and left everything behind, I would find you.

The rest is a little confusing. J. Lo first sings about how she wishes her new boo was her first love but then talks about how she she doesn't worry about her mistakes anymore? IDK. Bottom line, we would all look better if life was in black and white/we were models