J Crew's spring 2014 wedding collection is available for pre-order, and it contains a BRIDAL JUMPSUIT. What do we think of the bridal jumpsuit concept? On one hand, it's a wonderful quasi-fuck-you to the wedding industrial complex because 1) it's not a lavish, massive princess dress, and 2) it costs $750, which is the Wedding Currency equivalent of three pennies and a shriveled up stick of gum. On the other hand, though, do you really want to have to struggle to go pee on your big day?
I guess the latter concern is only trifling, because it's already sold out in every size but 00.
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