Theoretically, squirrels are cute and it'd be delightful to have a trained squirrel bustling around one's home, piling up nuts and candybars in a cool, dry little corner. Then again, squirrels seem like busybodies, don't they? They're always bustling and storing, finding new places to stuff what they think is treasure but what is actually just tree jizz. Nobody wants to live with something so task-oriented that it looks at a fluffy dog and only see a new hiding place for nuts.

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