Here's Isabella Rossellini's exxxtremely high concept webseries — it's about as amazing as you'd expect. Well, we already knew she was all about explaining duck sex, so this pretty much makes sense.

Get down with it, Isabella Rossellini. You know, though? She's like, "I'm Isabella Fucking Rossellini, and I do what I want. Pass me the bagel phone, I need to call Mars." Love her.