The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The big night has arrived! It's all about the little golden god. Are you ready?

Here's what's already happening:

All the red carpet looks are right here, by the way.

Jared Leto did not, repeat, did not put his hair in a bun. He is, however, with his brother Shannon.

Lupita Nyong'o is wearing a delicate gold ring she calls a "family totem."

Apparently Dax Sheperd was heckling Kristen Bell as she posed.

This year again, instead of models, the statuettes will be handed out by film students. Pretty cool.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Sidney Poitier arrived with his daughter Sydney, who is also an actor.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Viola Davis says she's feeling relaxed and looking forward to the parties. She also said that she and her husband "do date nights in the jacuzzi."

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

June Squibb was just talking about how she was never a pole dancer but did play a stripper on Broadway.

7:11pm

Okay. I'm wearing socks by H&M, underwear by Aerie and a Gawker "It's like year motherfucker I'm fine" LiLo T-shirt from 2007. What are you wearing?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Anna Kendrick talked about Into The Woods, which she's shooting with Johnny Depp and Emily Blunt and Tracy Ullman, among others.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

7:21pm Kerry Washington looks beautiful.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

7:24pm Naomi Watts on Cate Blanchett in Blue Jasmine: "Out of this world. I wrote a fan letter to her."

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Matthew McConaughey has two dates: wife Camila Alves and his mom, Kay.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

7:31 Jennifer Lawrence in Dior — and that necklace! Backwards! She says did a "stair test" in her gown… but she's already tripped over a cone?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

7:35 "[Blue Jasmine] actually made money. There's a myth in Hollywood that female-driven films don't make money," Cate Blanchett just said.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Jonah Hill is with his mom. Did anyone see him in Accepted? With Justin Long and Blake Lively? I actually kind if liked that movie.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

A couple of your boyfriends:

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

All the red carpet looks are right here, by the way.

Liza Donnelly, the New Yorker cartoonist who did charming sketches of the athletes during Olympics, is also sketching the red carpet! Follow her on Twitter.

Don't forget: All the red carpet looks are right here!

Oh: And Jennifer Lawrence tripped, because she is awesome.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

7:58 Jared Leto hair toss, anyone?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Lupita has all of her fingers crossed.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Two things: Angelina's you know whats.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage8:16 Sandra Bullock is saying that Gravity changed her… Being in space will do that.

Gaga has arrived! This is definitely a surprise. If she has R. Kelly with her the universe may collapse into itself.

I've been watching ABC, so I missed this, but apparently on E!, someone asked Mindy Kaling what "color" guys she likes.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

8:29 pm The show is beginning! Ellen is so sparkly. "It's been a tough couple of days. It has been raining. We're fine. Thank you for your prayers."

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

8:36 Ellen is joking about how JLaw tripped last night — Tony from Skins is mildly amused.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto are having so much fun.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

And Jared Leto wins! Jordan Catalano, you've come so far. This speech might be too long.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

No, you're not high, Pharrell and his hat are dancing through a candyland of gummy Oscars. HAPPY!

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Even if Lupita doesn't win, she's having the time of her life, no?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Also: Meryl is THE BEST.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Whoa, Han Solo! Was Harrison Ford on the list of presenters?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Ellen gave Bradley Cooper some lottery tickets.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Kim Novak: "Just happy to be here."

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Sally Field: Luminous.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Emma Watson: Gorgeous.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Zac Efron: Adorable, bad at reading a teleprompter.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Karen O's performance was dreamy. Like a lullaby.

How is everyone holding up? So far so good?

Don't forget we've got all the red carpet looks right here.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Damn, Darlene Love, bring the house down why don't you.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

FRANK UNDERWOOD. Plotting something evil.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

9:52 Is Tyler Perry wearing a brooch?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

9:53 Ellen changed clothes.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

9:54 Brad Pitt's hair. It's for a role, right? RIGHT?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Just as a reminder, Brad Pitt had Jared Leto's hair before Jared Leto did.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

OH GOD IT REALLY IS YEAR OF THE SELFIE.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

YAASSSSSSS

"It doesn't escape me that so much joy in my life is due to so much pain in someone else's." Lupita Nyong'o, Oscar winner.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The pizza arrived.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

By the way, Samuel L. Jackson is on the internet calling Liza Minnelli "Dorothy."

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Wicked Witch of the East socks and ruby slippers.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

GUYS guys guys. Feel free to Photoshop yourselves into this image.

11:21 Who's about to win some cash in their Oscar pool?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Lupita threw her lip gloss in the hat.

Caption: "Yes! @TheEllenShow �� There IS gluten-free pizza!!!! #OSCARS #greenroom"

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

A lot of love for these two.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Cate: "Hashtag suck it, Julia."

11:51 JLaw seems... drunk? Maybe? Jokingly hostile?

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Matthew McConaughey is talking about God 0_O

Alright alright alright. I'm surprised he didn't open a can of beer.

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

12 Years!

The 2014 Academy Awards: Live Oscars Coverage

Welp, that's it. Thanks for hanging out, you guys. Good night! Let us all dream of LUPERBATCH CUMBERPITA.