Introducing Cosmo For Guys: For Men Who Want To Question Their Own Bedroom Skills

Ladies, we’ve finally achieved gender equality. With this commercial, Hearst announced the release of CFG: Cosmo for Guys, its first iPad-only magazine. It promises to supply men with the same moronic sex tips and inane musings on how to tell if your partner’s cheating that ladies have been burdened with for decades. We’re sure it’s going to be a hit, because if there’s one things dudes want on their iPads, it’s Maxim with fewer photos of half-naked B-list actresses.