Next time a friend loses her job, you can show her you care (and are still employed yourself) by sending her an $8 musical card featuring Chumbawamba. Hallmark has rolled out a line of greeting cards for the unemployed, which features slogans like, "Don't think of it as losing your job. Think of it as a time out between stupid bosses." Be sure to let your friend know that you were going to use the money to buy her a drink, but instead you blew it on a piece of paper.