Now, okay. I know we've all been through a lot recently with Matthew McConaughey—there was that speech at the Oscars last year, there was this beard at the Golden Globes this weekend:
But Criterion just released a then- 23-year-old McConaughey's audition tape for Richard Linklater's 1993 cult classic, Dazed and Confused, providing the populace with hard evidence as to why this weird man is famous in the first place. Hint: dimples.
"All right, all right, all right" is right, amirite (sorry):
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