Maybe I’m just a bitter, close-minded crow who will eventually die slumped over a butter churn, but I really fucking hate it when food masquerades as other food. Ergo, I hate this alleged “sushi donut” trend. Hate it!
I think this bizarre pathology originally fomented the first time I laid eyes on a cake meant to resemble a cheeseburger. Is it a cake or is it a god damn cheeseburger? How are my taste buds supposed to react to this witchcraft?
Other things I hate:
- When people anthropomorphize animals
- Sushi donuts, still.