Rumor: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Plotting Summer Wedding

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn, a couple I have been mostly confused by for eight months now, are maybe going to get married soon and adopt a child.

According to Us Weekly, the unlikely (??? I am not even sure if they're unlikely or not, so deep is my confusion) couple will be shooting a drama together in South Africa, where Charlize is from; he'll be directing and she'll be starring in it. While there, they plan to get married and adopt a child. This would be Charlize's second child — she has an adopted son, Jackson, who is 2 — and Sean Penn's third, as he has a daughter and a son with Robin Wright.

Congrats and best of luck to all if it's true! [US Weekly]


Rumor: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Plotting Summer Wedding

"Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne Flaunt Their Surprising Friendship on a Yacht" is a real headline that appears on the Internet. Every time a famous woman goes out in public she is said to be flaunting a part of her body or an abstract concept, so I'm pleased to see that female friendship is finally getting a shout-out. [PopSugar]


Rumor: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Plotting Summer Wedding

Look at this fucking picture of Prince George touching a butterfly. Just look at it. [Just Jared, Royal.gov.uk]


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