Hey, laaaaydeeeeez who are not currently fat or black or all stretched out in the vagiiiiiiner! Romeo Rose is back, he still wants your (130-lbs-or-less) boday, and this time he's bringing a little something extra to the table. A little something called "negative $400 and a refrigerator full of spoiled food." Yeah. I know. Kersploosh.
If you've somehow forgotten him (in which case, TELL ME THINE INCANTATION, SORCERESS), the Texas-based lothario recently went viral when he launched "Sleepless in Austin," a website detailing all of his exhaustive girlfriend criteria. (Representative quote: "I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl. However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.") Then he just sat back and waited for the hot crotch to roll in.
I don't know how Romeo is doing on the girlfriend front (great, I bet!), but the backlash to the site apparently cost him his job. Now he's struggling with a $400 electricity bill and is facing imminent shut-off. (Which means, by the way, that he clearly stopped paying months before he got fired—so it's not exactly "free speech" and feminazis that got him in this mess. But okey dokey, dude.)
That's where YOU come in!
This is a serious post, it’s not a joke or anything… I’m about $400 past due on my Electric bill, and I don’t have any money to pay it with no income coming in, I was fired from my job due to lies and my exercise of freedom of speech, I need someone to help me pay my past due amount on my electric bill or it’s going to get cut off in the next few days, and then there will be no Romeo Rose here to provide enetertainment, so if you support free speech, donate to my electric bill, I don’t have PayPal, but whta we can do is meet in a public place and you can actually watch me use the money to pay my electric bill at the HEB customer service center, that way you know it’s for real and that’s what your money is going for. Think of it as a way of you supporting the underdog as well as supporting free speech in America, by helping me keep the electric on until I get back on my feet, consider it a loan if you will, as I believe I have a reality show just around the corner, and if you help me out, I promise to invite you on my reality show as a guest. Inbox me on here so we can set up a time/date to take care of my electric bill, thanks!
Thin, white, tight-pussed dollars only, please.