Kimye Spent Four Days Perfecting Their Instagram Wedding Photo

On a panel about technology and culture at Cannes, Kanye West gave an elaborate account of all the work that went into Instagramming that wedding photo of himself and Kim Kardashian: 4 days of ceaseless toil, plus goddess only knows what filter. No one said that being part of the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple was easy.

"During the honeymoon, [Kim] was exhausted," said Kanye. Makes sense! Honeymoon stuff is tiring! But then he continued, "because we worked on that photo so much." Huh. "We sat there and worked on that photo for, like, four days because the flowers were off-color." Just Kimye, sitting in an Irish castle, laboriously adjusting the photo saturation on Kim's iPhone 5S.

"Can you imagine telling someone who wants to just Instagram a photo, who's the number one person on Instagram, 'We need to work on the color of the flower wall,' or the idea that it's a Givenchy dress, and it's not about the name Givenchy, it's about the talent that is Riccardo Tisci — and how important Kim is to the Internet?" West wondered. No, tbh, I cannot imagine that. [Newser]

ANYWAY, in the larger context to the panel, apparently, Kanye was "in rare form — laughing, interrupting, ruminating and charmingly holding forth." His main point was that he just wants to make the world a more beautiful place and battle mediocrity, via branding. Which is why the flowers had to be just right, duh.

He also started off by saying, "I don't want to say these really big over-the-top statements that end up getting quoted," which clearly did not happen. [Billboard]


Kimye Spent Four Days Perfecting Their Instagram Wedding Photo

Taylor Swift, who is rapidly transforming into the coolest mom on the planet, appeared in a special "cooks and their musician friends" issue of Food Network magazine with Ina Garten. Taylor laments cooking for men who are on diets: "I'm like, 'I can't hang out with you,'" she says. Then she and Ina drink whiskey sours. Bless. [The Cut]


Kimye Spent Four Days Perfecting Their Instagram Wedding Photo

Report: Justin Bieber smokes "burrito-sized joints." HOW DOES HE FIT THEM IN HIS MOUTH? Where does he get tortilla-sized rolling paper? This groundbreaking investigation raises far more questions than it solves. [Radar]


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