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				"Sometimes, the most beautiful thing, the most innocent thing &mdash; and many of those dreams &mdash; pass us by." Well, my friend <a href="http://www.bennettmadison.net/">Bennett Madison</a> and I were determined not to let the 18th Annual "<a href="http://www.mothernyc.com/stevie/">Night of A Thousand Stevies</a>" (NOTS) pass us by, and if you recognize the quote above as a line from the (best) Stevie Nicks song (ever), "Angel," then you already understand why we were motivated to attend an event that brings Stevie Nicks impersonators from around the country to perform in front of an audience full of...Stevie Nicks impersonators. If you don't understand, read on: you just might learn something about one of the greatest artists of all time, and the bizarre, semi-sad, hilariously gay and nerdy and over-the-top cult that has sprung up around the singer.  				<a href="http://jezebel.com/389666/fighting-off-wig+stealing-drag-queens-at-night-of-a-thousand-stevies" title="Click here to read more about Fighting Off Wig-Stealing Drag Queens At 'Night Of A Thousand Stevies'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 May 2008 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hoda Kotb, Kathie Lee Gifford Get Down To Lil Mama]]></title>
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				18-year-old rapper and lip-gloss aficionado Lil Mama performed on <em>Today</em> this morning, and Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford got <em>really</em> into it. They were dancing off to the side when Lil Mama grabbed them to come out and dance with her. (Apparently, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/arts/music/30mama.html?_r=3&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin">Lil Mama can be a bit charmingly-bossy</a>!) Hoda literally <em>shimmied</em>. But as far as dance-offs go, we feel that KLG won this round. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/385724/hoda-kotb-kathie-lee-gifford-get-down-to-lil-mama" title="Click here to read more about Hoda Kotb, Kathie Lee Gifford Get Down To Lil Mama">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[British Educators Wonder Why More Girls Don't Play Guitar]]></title>
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				Most rock bands these days consist of several near-emaciated, floppy haired boys who wear very tight pants and play their guitars slung low near their penises. Delightful girl group Smoosh (pictured here), notwithstanding, where are all the rocking lady guitarists? Maybe there's a dearth of female guitar players because, as a new report from the UK shows, girls from a very young age are discouraged from playing traditionally <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7342168.stm">"masculine"</a> instruments like guitar and horns, while boys are discouraged from playing traditionally "feminine" instruments like the flute and harp. According to the BBC, the report, published by the British Institute of Education, says, "The size of the instrument (bigger, male), its pitch (higher, female) and the physical characteristics needed to play it could be partly responsible [for the gender preferences]. Another factor may be that brass instruments and drums have long been used militarily and therefore are associated with war." 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/378749/british-educators-wonder-why-more-girls-dont-play-guitar" title="Click here to read more about British Educators Wonder Why More Girls Don't Play Guitar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				R.E.M. were on <em>The Colbert Report</em> last night to promote their new album Accelerate, and Colbert had some career advice for Stipe, saying that the band's music was "<em>a little</em> too political... people want to hear songs about girls!" To which Stipe responded, "Yeah, I'm not good with the girl songs." Teh gayz r funny!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/375699/stephen-colbert-to-michael-stipe-people-want-to-hear-songs-about-girls" title="Click here to read more about Stephen Colbert To Michael Stipe: "People Want To Hear Songs About Girls"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Bjork went on <em>Conan</em> last night and we taped the performance. She did not speak at all, which was very sad. Does Conan not care about the Tibetans? Anyway, here she is, in a typically understated outfit. I thought I would just let you play a game whereby you tell me your favorite Bjork song, and when you actually bothered learning what the actual <em>name</em> of it is. I used to lie on the bed in college and listen to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Homogenic-Björk/dp/B000002HPV">Homogenic</a> while smoking pot like srsly every night, and I only today realized that my favorite song on that album is called "Bachelorette." And I can't for the life of me remember the name of that Sugarcubes song.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/373045/" title="Click here to read more about 

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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dolly Parton Enthusiasts Give New Meaning To The Word "Fanatic"]]></title>
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				We really love Dolly Parton, but our devotion could never hold a candle to some of the superfans featured in the 2006 documentary <em>For the Love of Dolly</em>. In the clip above, we meet Jeanette, a woman who has decided to dedicate her life to her favorite singer by collecting memorabilia, building an exact replica of the shack Dolly grew up in, and even getting her autograph tattooed on her butt cheek, for which she wears jeans with a strategically-placed hole. (Not seen is when she breaks into Dolly's best friend Judy Ogle's car and licks the seatbelt.) 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/372677/dolly-parton-enthusiasts-give-new-meaning-to-the-word-fanatic" title="Click here to read more about Dolly Parton Enthusiasts Give New Meaning To The Word "Fanatic"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"Now That You're Gone" is the name of a song on Sheryl Crow's newest album. It's about a guy. Nearly a year following their last confrontation, she confesses to "shaking even talking about it again," according to the latest <em>Rolling Stone.</em> "I feel like I got his stink on me." Oooooooh, <em>who</em>'s it about? Not telling till you click the pic! 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/358909/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				Do men and women listen to music differently? Over at the BBC, Lesley Douglas, who coordinates the pop music, says that men respond to music on an intellectual level, whereas female listeners have an emotional reaction to songs. George Lamb, a <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/talent/radio/300george_lamb.jpg">Hottie McHotterson</a> "personality DJ", was introduced to BBC 6 Music's digital rock station, as a lure to attract the ladies. Says Ms. Douglas, "Men tend to be more interested in the intellectual side of the music, the tracks, where albums have been made, that sort of thing." (Apparently Lamb doesn't talk about track listings, production techniques and stuff like that.) 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/358151/female-radio-exec-chicks-dont-think-about-music" title="Click here to read more about Female Radio Exec: Chicks Don't "Think" About Music">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Duke Spirit Frontwoman Leila Moss Talks Flowers, Farts And Female Masturbation]]></title>
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				Leila Moss, lead singer of British rock band The Duke Spirit, sat down with us to discuss the pros and cons of Valentine's Day and what really goes on in a tour bus. (Seriously, any girl who speaks so casually about passing gas and playing with herself will always have a special place in our hearts.) Clip above, and check out their video for their new single <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBK9P2AEBjA&eurl=http://www.bust.com/index.php">"The Step and The Walk</a>" from their album<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBK9P2AEBjA&eurl=http://www.bust.com/index.php"> Neptune</a>, due out in April. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/356761/the-duke-spirit-frontwoman-leila-moss-talks-flowers-farts-and-female-masturbation" title="Click here to read more about The Duke Spirit Frontwoman Leila Moss Talks Flowers, Farts And Female Masturbation">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Crappy Valentine's! And welcome to our all-time favorite hateful love songs post. The thing about love songs is that they only seem good when you're really really miserable thanks to love. In fact, if you're <em>in</em> a relationship and you find yourself listening to, say, "<a href="http://www.actionext.com/names_l/liz_phair_lyrics/divorce_song.html">Divorce Song</a>" or "<a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wilco/iamtryingtobreakyourheart.html">I Am Trying To Break Your Heart</a>" or "<a href="http://www.uta.edu/english/dab/music/mats.html">Unsatisfied</a>" or "<a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/cherish/shesgone.htm">She's Gone</a>"...or "<a href="http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/elvis+costello/i+want+you_20047601.html">I Want You</a>" or "<a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jayz/songcry.html">Song Cry</a>" or anything Smiths or off that pink Beck breakup album or that suicidal wrenching Jennifer Hudson number from <em>Dreamgirls</em>...yeah, you're maybe not going to be in that relationship long because that song is actually <em>trying</em> to break your heart. Anyway! In the spirit of this, which is to say, the fact that the only thing any of us single people ever got from love was an iPod full of aborted dreams...				<a href="http://jezebel.com/356545/which-songs-never-fail-to-break-your-heart" title="Click here to read more about Which Songs Never Fail To Break Your Heart?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Grammy-winner Rihanna is the March <em>Cosmopolitan</em> cover girl! Unfortunately, she shares the space with a huge pink VA-JAY-JAY. Poor thing. Her parents probably won't want to frame <em>that</em>. Anyway, the singer filled out the "Cosmo Quiz," writing that, if she wasn't a singer she'd love to be a pilot, and that her purse is filled with "a bunch of unnecessary shit." Just like us! But we wanted to delve deeper, so we sent her handwriting to graphology expert <a href="http://www.graphologyconsulting.com/index-flash.cfm">Sheila Kurtz</a>, who determined that the 19-year-old (born Robyn Rihanna Fenty in Barbados) can be "solitary and self-involved" but also "outgoing" and "detail-oriented."  More expert analysis, after the jump.    				<a href="http://jezebel.com/355021/cosmo-girl-rihanna-solitary--self+involved" title="Click here to read more about Cosmo Girl Rihanna: "Solitary & Self-Involved"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="angeliquemorgan">Angelique Morgan</a>, the French woman who was most eager to strip down to her birthday suit for Bret Michaels on <em>Rock of Love 2</em>, is in NYC for Fashion Week and yesterday, she agreed to sit down and answer a few questions about her recent departure from the show, her career as an adult film actress, and just what's a goin' on with Bret's hair. The entire experience was kinda surreal, but Angelique was super nice, fun and not in the least bit shy. Seriously, I <em>loved</em> her. Clip, by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGsQQH5Zrk">videographer Alex Goldberg</a>, above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/354448/rock-of-love-2s-angelique-bret-when-you-see-my-porno-video-you-will-regret-it-forever" title="Click here to read more about Rock Of Love 2's Angelique: &quot;Bret, When You See My Porno Video, You Will Regret It Forever&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Rap star/weed connisseur Snoop Dogg appeared on <em>Larry King Live</em> on Friday evening, where he discussed parenting and politics and made a big fan out of Larry (who actually dropped words like "crackalackin'" and "shizzle").  In a pre-taped segment, the two went to a restaurant to eat chicken and waffles; Larry ordered an Arnold Palmer (ice tea and lemonade), so Snoop invented the Tiger Woods (lemonade and water). When they discussed politics, Snoop wouldn't disclose who has his vote, but he did say that if he does vote for Obama, it wouldn't just be because he's black. In fact, he seemed pretty fond of both Hillary and Bill Clinton when discussing the race for the presidency. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/352260/snoop-dogg-tells-larry-king-he-belongs-to-the-gangsta-party" title="Click here to read more about Snoop Dogg Tells Larry King He Belongs To "The Gangsta Party"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Mary J. Blige was on <em>Tyra</em> today promoting her new album <em>Growing Pains</em>, and she was <em>very</em> candid. The Queen of Hip Hop Soul really opened up when she admitted to having sex on a commercial airline flight. She also says she's bloated and bitchy from PMS for three weeks out of the month, which would mean that she's only normal for one week during her cycle. When Tyra asked her what she waxes on her body, she said she can only really stand to have her eyebrows done, so she uses Veet to take care of her hair down there. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/351390/mary-j-blige-dishes-on-pms-brazilian-waxes--her-mile-high-club-membership-on-tyra" title="Click here to read more about Mary J. Blige Dishes On PMS, Brazilian Waxes, & Her Mile High Club Membership On Tyra">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Chicago Women's Liberation Rock Band, and its sister act, the New Haven Women's Liberation Rock Band, were a group of second wavers who came together in the early 1970s to sing feminist rock songs in a pre-Roe v. Wade environment. (They all sort of used the term "rock" very loosely.) Together from 1970-1973, and considered a musical disaster, they managed to record enough songs for a vinyl release in 1972, which was remastered and released on CD &mdash; with remixes by Le Tigre &mdash; in 2005. With songs like "Ain't Gonna Marry," "Dear Government," and "Sister Witch," they were fairly radical, and looking back on their work, you can sorta see how people came to think of feminists as angry, humorless bitches. But you can also see how far we've come as women, not only because abortion is now safe and legal, but also because we've managed to temper whatever radical political views we might have with a sense of humor. I mean, how can you <em>not</em> find "<a href="http://www.cwluherstory.org/CWLUGallery/images/abortionsong.mov">The Abortion Song</a>" hilarious?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/347771/70s-feminist-rock-band-makes-abortion-fun" title="Click here to read more about '70s Feminist Rock Band Makes Abortion "Fun"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Although their band the Moldy Peaches have been on an indefinite hiatus since 2004, Kimya Dawson and Adam Green have been temporarily performing in support of the <em>Juno</em> soundtrack, which features one of their songs, as well as a bunch of songs by Kimya alone. The pair performed "Anyone Else But You," which, if you've seen <em>Juno</em>, you probably already know the words to, since it seems to play on repeat through the whole damn movie. It was kinda weird seeing this anti-folk duo on something as mainstream as <em>The View</em>, and, while Adam seemed right at home engaging with Whoopi, Kimya looked pretty uncomfortable, despite the fact that she was wearing what I like to refer to as "blogging casual." Clip above. (Oh, and someone was confused in the <em>View</em> control room! Check it out after the jump.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/347513/the-moldy-peaches-awkwardly-appear-on-the-view" title="Click here to read more about The Moldy Peaches (Awkwardly) Appear On The View">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings performed at the Black Cat in D.C. last night, and <a href="http://Wonkette.com">Wonkette</a> videographer <a href="http://dissidentdisplay.com/">Eric Brewer</a> spoke with Ms. Jones in this exclusive interview. The two talked about Sharon's career, like why the hell it took so long for her to finally get some recognition, (Jones says that record executives told her she was "too black"), and if she has any hard feelings about the fact that Amy Winehouse employs the Dap Kings as her backup band, and was the one who got famous off of the sound that Jones created. Although she definitely seems to have some bitterness, Jones says that ultimately, it doesn't matter because "if it took Amy and Mark Ronson to have us be heard in the mainstream, that's good. There's nothing negative between me and Amy. I just wish she'd get herself together and get back to the music."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/346785/sharon-jones-amy-winehouse-aint-got-nothin-on-me" title="Click here to read more about Sharon Jones: "Amy Winehouse Ain't Got Nothin' On Me"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A little piece of news hit me hard on this first day after the first victorious battle in the long march toward electing a first black president: <a href="http://psun.com">Pacific Sunwear</a> is <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssConsumerGoodsAndRetailNews/idUSN0429962620080104">closing its beloved mall chain</a> d.e.m.o. For those of you unfamiliar with <a href="http://demostores.com">d.e.m.o.</a>, it was a chain opened by the multibillion dollar empire of "California-inspired" surf-skate wear, Pacific Sunwear. The way the executives of PacSun explained it to <em>me</em> back when I wrote about shopping for a living, about ten years ago the company was sifting through focus group data on their target 12-24-year-old suburban demographic, when they hit upon an interesting phenomenon: there was a whole group of suburban kids who would <em>never</em> wear Quiksilver board shorts: the kids that listened to <em>hip-hop</em> music. Turned out there were "Two Americas" or something! And a lightbulb went off: why not start a chain directed at the America that preferred its sneakers to look <em>clean</em>? 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/340852/demo-and-the-death-of-office+park-corporate-hip+hop-style" title="Click here to read more about d.e.m.o., And The Death Of Office-Park Corporate Hip-hop Style">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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You're probably familiar with Celine Dion's Vegas show <em>A New Day</em> &mdash; which just wrapped last month after a five-year run &mdash; even if only through Kathy Griffin's description of it in her stand up. Well, a two-disc DVD set of the show was released, with tons of extras and hours upon hours of documentary footage. Does this all sound severely lame to you? Trust us, it's <em>very</em> entertaining. Our friend <a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/">Rich</a> spent his Christmas vacation getting to know and love the Canadian songstress, and created the clip show above, which adroitly demonstrates that while her music may be conventional, Celine Dion herself is one <em>unique</em> individual. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/340203/lets-talk-about-love-for-celine-dion" title="Click here to read more about Let's Talk About Love For Celine Dion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Twenty-four year old Bryony Matthewman has become an internet sensation due to her hilarious, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=503829&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490">one-woman comedy sketches on YouTube</a>. There's a story about her in the <em>Daily Mail</em> today, and she topped a UK poll commissioned by YouTube to find its 10 most-watched Londoners. Upon hearing the news that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant (which Bryony told us she read on Jezebel!), she created a clip, impersonating Jamie's big sis Britney. As Britney, Bryony gives JLS motherhood tips like "no beer before noon... while you're pregnant" and "infant thongs may be controversial, but they are next year's big look." Also a target? The artist who has the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7155568.stm">best-selling album of the year in the UK</a>:  Amy Winehouse, of whom Bryony does an awesome impression. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/336708/britney-spears-impersonator-is-a-both-a-hoot-and-a-hit" title="Click here to read more about Britney Spears Impersonator Is A Both A Hoot And A Hit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				That picture on the left here? That's not a mannequin or a statue from Madame Tussauds. <a href="http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/2007/12/harpo-who-this-woman.html">It's Janet Jackson</a>. For real. Well, not for real. "For fake" is more like it. The image is a promo-shot Janet's record label, Island Def Jam,  has been sending out for her new single "Feedback", which comes out in two weeks. It's not even like they fixed blemishes and imperfections to make her look like a flawless version of herself. It just doesn't look <em>anything</em> like her at all. She actually resembles one of those <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/living-dolls/all-dolled-up-with-no-place-to-go-277836.php">Real Dolls</a>. Full pic after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/336467/janet-jackson-literal-living-doll" title="Click here to read more about Janet Jackson: Literal Living Doll">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In today's <em>Times</em> of London, writer Caitlin Moran takes a look at British singers Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen. Both had albums produced by Mark Ronson, both launched careers at roughly the same time, both roughly the same age and both turn out quality product. But lately, both generate the most interest via their personal lives: This week, one was arrested and the other announced her pregnancy. Though pop music was dominated by men for many years, Winehouse and Allen join Beyoncé, Madonna, Rihanna and even Britney in turning things around. But, Moran claims, <a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article3074534.ece">success these days comes with an extremely high price</a>. "Although it is a good time to be a female pop star, it is, in general, a bad time to be a high-profile female," she writes. "In a nutshell, the pressures are immense and unparalleled." She urges us to think about the successful singers of yesteryear: Was the media attention as intense? 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/336303/writer-give-amy-winehouse--lily-allen-a-break-already" title="Click here to read more about Writer: Give Amy Winehouse & Lily Allen A Break Already">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Remember little Gaby Wilson, the 10-year old singer/musician who was pre-empted by George Bush when performing on the <em>Today Show</em> <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/boogie-oogie-oogie-girl-plucks-a-beat-329687.php">two weeks ago</a>? She's back! Gaby, a straight-A student and Alicia Keys obsessive, got an entire six minutes on the program this morning (her proud parents were on hand as well) and gave a very self-possessed, adorable interview before launching into a rendition of Keys' "No One". Anyway, the entire clip is above; if you want to just hear Gaby sing, skip ahead to 3:40. 

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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Singer Amy Winehouse is many things: gifted, destructive, depressive, dickmatized...but one thing she's <em>not</em> is inauthentic. In today's <em>Salon</em>, Winehouse is accused of <a href="http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2007/12/14/winehouse/index.html">blatant fakery</a> by novelist James Hannaham. "She may be a tragic talent," writes Hannaham, "but she's also playing the part of the tragic talent." Hannaham reasons that Amy is attempting to become a legend by not only singing the blues, but living them &mdash; and that her entire persona has been self-constructed with "legend" status in mind. "Winehouse might really be Sarah Silverman in water-soluble tattoos, wacky eyeliner and a ratty hair-don't having another tasteless joke at our expense," he adds. (Hey, he's not the only one to notice the Winehouse/Silverman <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/compare-%26-contrast/amy-winehouse-vs-sarah-silverman-265536.php">resemblance</a>?)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/333949/amy-winehouse-tabloid-victim-or-carefully+curated-trainwreck" title="Click here to read more about Amy Winehouse: Tabloid Victim Or Carefully-Curated "Trainwreck"?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Happy (early) New Year! For its January issue, Cosmopolitan interviews singer/actress Hilary Duff, who talks about her hockey player boyfriend, becoming an adult, and how obsessing about weight just leads to unhappiness. (Something we could all do well to remember.) Not exactly enticing stuff, to be sure, but, as usual, there's another begging-to-be-analyzed, accompanying handwritten "Cosmo Quiz" alongside Hilary's profile. After the jump, graphologist <a href="http://www.graphologyconsulting.com">Sheila Kurtz</a> takes a look at the starlet's handwriting so we can better "understand" the young woman behind the lavender Gaultier halter-top dress. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/332242/cosmo-girl-hilary-duff-intuitive-practical-and-younger-than-she-looks" title="Click here to read more about Cosmo Girl Hilary Duff: Intuitive, Practical And Younger Than She Looks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Nigel Ferndale of UK newspaper <em>Telegraph</em> <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2007/12/09/st_courtneylove.xml&page=1">interviewed rocker, recovering addict and Givenchy muse Courtney Love</a>, and his encounter is everything one could hope for, including Courtney chanting while clad in a black nightie, crying, and cursing up a storm, all of which prompts Ferndale to think to himself, "Thank goodness she's still bonkers." Some choice quotes from Ms. Love: <blockquote>According to the tabs I'm dating Pete Doherty and we went to a Wetherspoons. Yeah, I get the joke. Fuck off. I hardly know Pete Doherty. I've talked to him once on the phone about rehab, because I'm a good rehab guide.</blockquote>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/331906/courtney-love-so-crazy-shes-starting-to-make-sense" title="Click here to read more about Courtney Love: So Crazy She's Starting To Make Sense">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				As we've mentioned before, the <em>Daily Mail's</em> Femail section is always good for some shits n' giggles:  British women hate sex, love <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/foreign-affairs/british-women-prefer-buying-to-boning-324797.php">shopping!</a> they also have <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/breast-intentions/british-women-have-enormous-breasts-323577.php">enormous tits!</a> But today the British tabloid has got a real gem: Novelist Fay Weldon goes absolutely apeshit about the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=499729&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490">tyranny of the Spice Girls</a>, whom Weldon holds responsible for "a generation of our young womanhood [taking] to binge drinking, Saturday night sluttishness and 'happy-slappings'." First of all, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_slapping">happy slapping</a> is officially our new favorite term (Not that we condone it! Violence is bad!) Related: WHAT THE FUCK.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/330390/british-novelist-says-spice-girls-made-generation-y-drunk-slutty" title="Click here to read more about British Novelist Says Spice Girls Made Generation Y Drunk, Slutty">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cosmo Girl Beyonce Knowles: Detail-Oriented, Thoughtful, Possibly Power-Hungry]]></title>
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				It's been a while since our <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/signature-psychoses/cosmo-cover-girl-ali-larter-self+involved-stubborn-easily-distracted-300447.php">last Signature Psychoses</a>, and that's because <em>Cosmopolitan</em>, the magazine we've <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/signature-psychoses/cosmo-cover-girl-jessica-alba-emotionally-unavailable-intuitive-creatively-unfulfilled-291095.php">come to know</a> and <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/signature-psychoses/cosmo-cover-girl-ali-larter-self+involved-stubborn-easily-distracted-300447.php">rely on</a> for celebrity scribblings, suddenly <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/institutional-reverse-cowgirl/what-the-crap-is-going-on-with-this-months-cosmo-311376.php">wasn't serving them up anymore</a>. What a difference a month makes! For its December issue, <em>Cosmo</em> is back with both a celebrity cover model - Beyonce Knowles &mdash; and an accompanying "Cosmo Quiz", in which the singer/actress answers cutesy questions by hand. (Interestingly, Beyonce is <em>also</em> appearing in a print ad for American Express that features a hand-written questionnaire.) Not surprisingly, (and as usual), the "Cosmo Quiz" isn't particularly illuminating, so we went back to handwriting expert <a href="http://www.graphologyconsulting.com">Sheila Kurtz</a> and asked her to do some stylnalysis on it, and the AmEx ad. What she found: The <em>Dreamgirls</em> star is imaginative, ambitious, self-reliant, but maybe not so quick on the draw. After the jump, images from both surveys and Sheila's analysis.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/326174/cosmo-girl-beyonce-knowles-detail+oriented-thoughtful-possibly-power+hungry" title="Click here to read more about Cosmo Girl Beyonce Knowles: Detail-Oriented, Thoughtful, Possibly Power-Hungry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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You people took a major trip down memory lane in response to <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/can-you-tell-me-how-to-get/remember-sesame-street-before-elmo-ruined-it-325179.php">last night's post</a> about the sanitizing of beloved children's show <em>Sesame Street</em>. Thanks to commenter "Hez", we did little digging (emphasis on "little") and found <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE">this gem</a> of a clip of Stevie Wonder performing "Superstition" on the program sometime in the early 70s. As "Hez" suggests: "Watch for the rad little kid on the fire escape just ROCKING the fuck out."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/325248/stevie-wonder-funks-up-sesame-street-kids-freak" title="Click here to read more about Stevie Wonder Funks Up 'Sesame Street', Kids Freak">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Amy Winehouse was caught by photographers on her way to visit her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, in jail. Amy looks pretty good, except for that red spot on her lip. What's the matter, Amy? After the jump, it's Dr. Jezebel (total misinformed quack!) to the rescue. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/322121/paging-dr-jezebel-does-amy-winehouse-have-oral-cancer" title="Click here to read more about Paging Dr. Jezebel: Does Amy Winehouse Have Oral Cancer?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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