Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson recently found himself suspended from filming the massively popular reality show for saying shitty things about gay people in an interview with GQ (and, uh, a lot of other times, turns out). Now, the mouth-breathing dinosaur-minded morons who support him are staging a protest at Chick Fil A, the official restaurant of people dumb enough to think "free speech" means "right to a multi million dollar reality TV contract." (armpit farts The Star Spangled Banner in its entirety)
According to NPR, "Chick-Phil-A" (groan) Day will be held on January 21st at locations of the bad-for-your-body-and-soul restaurants across the country. The movement has more than 25K "likes" on Facebook so far, and, considering how much White Jesus Presents: The Constitution!- loving homophobes' preference for showing their support of free speech by stuffing their faces, it will likely be a hit. The restaurant has disavowed any association with this form of deep-fryer-based activism.