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				Human brains are now 10% <a href="http://www.npr.org/2011/01/02/132591244/our-brains-are-shrinking-are-we-getting-dumber">smaller</a> than our Cro-Magnon ancestors', but scientists can't figure out why. Some believe it's a sign of domestication and lower aggression. Others think we're dumbing down, as microwaving Hot Pockets doesn't require much intelligence.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5723306/why-are-our-brains-are-shrinking" title="Click here to read more about Why Are Our Brains Are Shrinking?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Jan 2011 12:44:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Dumbest Defense Of Pornography Ever]]></title>
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				<a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/05/hardcore-porn-has-become-de-facto-sex-education.html">Michael Castleman says</a>, "Internet porn keeps men at home one-handing it. As a result, they're not out in the world acting irresponsibly &mdash; or criminally." Actually, no. Masturbation doesn't prevent rape. Not raping does. [<a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/05/hardcore-porn-has-become-de-facto-sex-education.html">Daily Dish</a>, image via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/isherwoodchris/4402753969/">Chris Isherwood</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5539766/the-dumbest-defense-of-pornography-ever" title="Click here to read more about The Dumbest Defense Of Pornography Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 May 2010 14:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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				I'm starting to suspect that the <em>New York Times</em> is giving increasingly ill-considered and poorly written conservatives column space in an effort to undermine the idea that Republican ideology has any intellectual validity.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5284544/op+ed-writer-pro+choicers-have-george-tillers-blood-on-their-hands" title="Click here to read more about Op-Ed Writer: Pro-Choicers Have George Tiller's Blood On Their Hands">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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				<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124386767941072379.html">Mark Penn decries</a> the rates of male incarceration, alcoholism and educational attainment. Then he whines about the gain in female life expectancy over men's since 1900, failing to note it probably has something to do with <a href="http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00056796.htm"><em>the 99% drop in maternal mortality</em> in that time</a>. Fail. [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124386767941072379.html">Wall Street Journal</a>, <a href="http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00056796.htm">CDC</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5274495/mark-penn-defends-men-idiocy" title="Click here to read more about Mark Penn Defends Men, Idiocy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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				A <a href="http://bpp.wharton.upenn.edu/betseys/papers/Paradox%20of%20declining%20female%20happiness.pdf">new study about comparative (supposed) happiness levels in women since the 70s</a> has sparked the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/26/opinion/26douthat.html?_r=1">inevitable conservative response by Ross Douthat that this is what feminism hath wrought</a>. Actually, this is what happens when a self-proclaimed Harvard grad continues to read only the introductions to research papers.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5270541/feminism-makes-women-unhappy-and-other-tall-tales" title="Click here to read more about Feminism Makes Women Unhappy, And Other Tall Tales">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 May 2009 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Carrie Prejean went to church yesterday and then <a href="http://wockner.blogspot.com/2009/04/interview-with-miss-california-carrie.html">sat down with Rex Wockner</a> - a LGBT blogger who <em>isn't</em> Perez Hilton - for an interview that proves her media savvy... and lack of gay friends.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5229816/carrie-prejean-determined-to-prove-perez-hilton-right" title="Click here to read more about Carrie Prejean, Determined To Prove Perez Hilton Right">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				If you've ever wondered what's wrong with kids today, you've either <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/21/baby-delivers-emotio.html">seen this video of a toddler preaching God's word without, you know, words</a>... or you're really old. [<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/21/baby-delivers-emotio.html">BoingBoing</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1576131567">JessicaValenti</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5221446/religulous" title="Click here to read more about Religulous">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Gail Trimble has recently been called an "annoying  bitch" and a "horse-toothed snob."  And why is she the target of such vitriol?  Because she <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/4788601/University-Challenge-final-Gail-Trimble-leads-Corpus-Christi-College-to-victory.html">dared to show off her brilliant mind</a> on national television.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5162403/why-dont-we-value-intelligence-anymore" title="Click here to read more about Why Don't We Value Intelligence Anymore?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				P.U.M.A. in chief Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild joined the cast of <em>Fox & Friends</em> this morning to gift us  with her special brand of ill-informed crazy. In addition to declaring that the election of Barack Obama has helped to conquer all racism, she would like us to know that feminism is fundamentally about electing women to office, regardless of said women's positions on issues that matter to other women. Oh, and she castigated the elected women of the Democratic party for not standing up for Hillary Clinton in the primary, a statement the many female House members, Senators and Governors of the party (listed after the jump) who did support Clinton until she dropped out would take issue with if anyone but Republicans gave a shit about this woman anymore.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5078715/patrician-puma-does-women-a-disservice-by-being-ill+informed" title="Click here to read more about Patrician P.U.M.A. Does Women A Disservice By Being Ill-Informed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Jonathan Alcox is the owner of <a href="http://www.republicanmarket.com">RepublicanMarket.com</a> and <a href="http://www.democratmall.com/store/home">Democrat Mall</a>, where he sells political paraphernalia because he's a free-market capitalist, see, and not an ideologue. He is also, he says, <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/061908dnmetpin.16051b20.html">not a racist</a> despite being the genius behind the "If Obama is President... will we still call it the White House?" pins <a href="http://jezebel.com/5017256/what-patriotism-isnt">we reported on earlier this week</a>. Those pins, he said, never made it up on his website because they were a new product, but we've got a selection of lovely sexist ones that are popular enough for RepublicanMarket's site (with our commentary), right after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5018096/racism-will-get-you-hacked-but-sexism-will-make-you-money" title="Click here to read more about Racism Will Get You Hacked, But Sexism Will Make You Money">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				God, where to begin today. Maybe with the fact that while your mortgage payment was tripling, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121368650856880471.html?mod=hps_us_whats_news">Goldman Sachs</a>'s earnings fell a whole entire 11% ?? Or like, while the Justice Department was systematically sacking any and all prosecutors whose decisions on things like habeas corpus and torture and crap fell anywhere to the rational side of "automated Bush surrogate," the Pentagon was firing an official for <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/17/washington/17contractor.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss">the grave offense of noticing a billion dollar overage</a> on a KBR invoice? Or how even as the net income necessary to join the Top 400 plutocrats, adjusted for inflation, has <em>tripled</em> since the beginning of the Clinton Administration, the McCain campaign is dissing  on Obama's economic <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121366164848479237.html?mod=hps_us_whats_news">policy proposals</a> for their inadequate FAITH IN THE MARKETS??? (Wait, was that a question? I don't even know anymore.) <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Megan</a> and I babble about who should get taxed more and how &mdash; and she nominates <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2193684/">Hitchens</a> &mdash; after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5017147/mama-said-thered-be-days-like-this-but-please-god-only-like-200-more-right" title="Click here to read more about Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This But Please God Only Like 200 More Right?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Meet James Sedlak. He's an asshole. He's also the Vice President of the Virginia-based <a href="http://www.all.org/">American Life League</a> who has <a href="http://www.all.org/stopp/st040716.htm">accused Planned Parenthood of distributing pornography to children</a> because they handed out sex ed materials. This week, though, he's <a href="http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080605/NEWS/806050305&SearchID=73319851775824">taking credit for something even worse</a>. Planned Parenthood is about to build a new regional headquarters in Sarasota and the city wanted them to build some other buildings on the edge of the property. Rather than selling the land to a developer, they were going to "sell" it to Habitat for Humanity Sarasota for $10 to allow Habitat to build affordable housing on it. Once Sedlak got word of it, he <a href="http://www.all.org/stopp/wsr080521.htm">blasted emails and newsletters</a> out to the fundie universe condemning Habitat for helping Planned Parenthood to "build a new killing center" and "open an abortuary." Under pressure by donors, Habitat withdrew from the deal, so Planned Parenthood is going to sell to a developer, Sarasota isn't going to get the affordable housing, and women like us won't be able to get their contraception, reproductive health services, education or perfectly legal and safe first-trimester abortions, the latter of which is the only thing people like Jim-Bob care about anyway. Way to make me proud to be an upstate New Yorker, asswipe. [<a href="http://www.all.org/stopp/st040716.htm">American Life League</a>, <a href="http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080605/NEWS/806050305&SearchID=73319851775824">Sarasota Herald Tribune</a>, <a href="http://www.all.org/stopp/wsr080521.htm">STOPP International</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5014009/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				Have you actually <em>not</em> witnessed the clip of Chris Matthews schooling Kevin James, the conservative talk show host who didn't bother Googling <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neville_Chamberlain">Neville Chamberlain</a> before he went on <em>Hardball</em> to accuse Chamberlain of being Barack Obama's ideological forebear? CLICK THE PIC THEN. Or you'll be condemned to a lifetime of being alarmed by the ignorance of <a href="http://krla870.townhall.com/">Intelligent. Conservative. Talk Radio.</a> hosts. (Interestingly, if Bush knows anything about Chamberlain it's probably only because <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/29/AR2007062902304_pf.html">historians have likened his own stubbornness to the pre-Churchill British PM's</a>.) (Which would make Obama OUR CHURCHILL, ha ha ha.)  Click the pic to watch the clip, read Winston Churchill's 1940 Chamberlain eulogy and discuss how low the dollar would have to get for Obama to say similarly nice things about GWB (perhaps with Dick Cheney as the "wicked man" figure.) And no, it <em>doesn't actually all line up.</em> That is the point.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/391196/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				Susan Jacoby says Americans are dumb. Oooooh, bold thesis!! Well but, remember that book <em>Everything Bad Is Good For You</em> about how videogames are actually good for kids' brains? Susan says that guy is full of <em>shit</em>. And it's a message that seems to be striking a chord. A <em>New York Times</em> story about her new book <em>The Age Of American Unreason</em> has been on the site's Most Emailed list for five days now. (Could it beat out <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/25/fashion/25love.html?ex=1186545600&en=bfbac327273a5145&ei=5070">What Shamu Taught Me About A Happy Marriage</a>? Only time will tell!) I would have just ignored it but then for her <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/15/AR2008021502901_2.html?nav=hcmodule">column</a> in yesterday's <em>Washington Post</em>, which now sits atop that site's "Most Viewed" list. How'd she decide to do the book? Well, the day was 9/11... Remember that? <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/9%5C11-never-forget/nations-coeds-dumber-than-your-girls-gone-wildest-dreams-295377.php">What year was it again?</a> Anyway, depressed and confused, she found herself in a bar...				<a href="http://jezebel.com/357805/are-men-or-women-more-hostile-to-knowledge" title="Click here to read more about Are Men Or Women More "Hostile To Knowledge"?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We totally missed the launch of <em>Glamour</em>'s awesome political blog "Glamocracy" a few days ago, which is actually okay since I really needed to post something and I'm glad it doesn't have to involve constructing a more complex thought than "yay hate!" You see, they have a multitude of bloggers at Glamocracy, among them a Latina, a black...and a red-haired Hasselbeck! Her name is <a href="http://www.townhall.com/columnists/AmandaCarpenter">Amanda Carpenter</a>, and she is <em>not</em> a fan of the poors:<blockquote>Gains among the Gennifer Flowers set aren't surprising&mdash;Hillary has doggedly pitched programs (which are obviously unappealing to a conservative like me) such as universal healthcare, universal paid leave, and even $5,000 "baby bonds" to rally the low-income, uneducated women she enjoys strong support from. Her campaign even has a special name for them: "women with needs." Labels like this make me think Hillary is the woman in "need". As in, she "needs" taxpayer money to give to the women she "needs" votes from.</blockquote>Oh, is <em>that</em> how that works? Too bad she <a href="http://www.opensecrets.org/news/rebuilding_iraq/index.asp">never learned</a> from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_task_force">your party</a> how not to be so <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/WHEN-PENTAGON-WAS-SALE-Americas/dp/068419516X">beholden</a>.</em> 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/334313/new-glamour-blogger-amanda-carpenter-is-totes-hasselbeck-20" title="Click here to read more about New Glamour Blogger Amanda Carpenter Is Totes Hasselbeck 2.0">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Glamour, Cokie Roberts' Daughter Launch 'Glamocracy', A Blog About The Longest Reality Dating Show Ever]]></title>
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				Glamour is starting a new blog to cover the 2008 election. And guess what it's called: yeah, <em><a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politico.com%2Fnews%2Fstories%2F1107%2F6993.html&ei=g5ZER7zkBJPCiAGtwdjiDA&usg=AFQjCNFqdLG1bOYrqjNc7Ht_RY8JfNLCog&sig2=W3_El9PjyARoFdRrmk8FpQ">Glamocracy</a></em>. "I wanted to have something that talked about this campaign year from the point of view of young women," says <em>Glamour</em> news director Ellen Kapinsky, who will oversee five writers, enough to generate enough PC/oversafe/naive/cloying/badly-written/plodding text based on false underlying assumptions/ insufficient historical understanding to drown us on our own snark. And I'm not saying that because I think I'm so smart; I'm saying it because it's easier to write a blog pointing out dumb editorial moves like letting Mariane Pearl write a <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/articles/2007/11/globaldiarylondon">four-page story</a> for your December issue about that Russian ex-spy who was poisoned to death by Vladimir Putin's henchman after he refused to assassinate Boris Berezovsky without ever making mention of, I dunno, the <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/11/19/news/spy.php">Ukrainian president</a> they did the same exact thing to the year earlier; the horrifyingly dictatorial rule of Vladimir Putin; Putin's increasing influence in China, India, Pakistan, Iran and pretty much everywhere else you'll find nukes; how the current presidential candidates plan to handle all that...um...than...well you get it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/325584/glamour-cokie-roberts-daughter-launch-glamocracy-a-blog-about-the-longest-reality-dating-show-ever" title="Click here to read more about Glamour, Cokie Roberts' Daughter Launch 'Glamocracy', A Blog About The Longest Reality Dating Show Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Fred Thompson has raised <a href="http://opensecrets.org/pres08/index.asp?cycle=2008">nearly $13 million in campaign contributions</a>, 350 of which came from his fellow actors and actresses, reports the weekend's <em>PARADE</em> magazine in one of the more uplifting things we have read about the political involvement of Hollywood in politics. Think he should put out a feeler to his onetime <em>Law & Order</em> castmate Angie Harmon? Because she's profiled in Sunday's <em>Page Six Magazine</em>, and...<blockquote>I really don't know how I feel about [a woman in the White House]. I see the positive parts of it. But, you know, I think there's something incredible about a First Lady. That, to me, is a woman in the White House. It's sort of like being parents to the United States, and she takes on the role of mother and confidante and care-giver. Standing behind every powerful man, there's a powerful woman...I don't want to say no, because that doesn't sound very open-mined. But do I want it to be Hillary? No, I don't think so.</blockquote>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/324360/presidential-campaign-continues-ruining-our-law--order-reruns" title="Click here to read more about Presidential Campaign Continues Ruining Our Law & Order Reruns">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today a TMZ videographer walked around a college campus <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/30/its-not-just-miss-south-carolina/">documenting</a> the stupidity that TMZ hath wrought. They found six or seven separate San Diego State students who could <em>not tell them the year 9/11 happened.</em> Interestingly, I spent a lot of time in San Diego post 9/11, and I vaguely recalleded some of actual 9/11 hijackers befriending a group of San Diego State students during their time in America... 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/295377/nations-coeds-dumber-than-your-girls-gone-wildest-dreams" title="Click here to read more about Nation's Coeds Dumber Than Your 'Girls Gone' Wildest Dreams">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:50:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Geopolitics whiz Miss Teen South Carolina has a message for all her jealous Facebook friends and frenemies, one of whom just won the "Most Valuable Tipster" designation here at Jezebel. "I like the attention," she writes on her 'Wall'. Why? Because it provides her with a platform from which to voice her opinions on a variety of worthy causes, namely, how anyone who feels her stupidity was an embarrassment to our country just shouldn't be allowed to procreate.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/295141/miss-teen-south-carolina-to-facebook-frenemies-victory-is-myn" title="Click here to read more about Miss Teen South Carolina To 'Facebook' Frenemies: Victory Is Myn!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<p class="small">[Los Angeles, June 14. Image via <a href="http:www.x17online.com">x17</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/269232/hey-did-you-know-jennifer-aniston-loves-smartwater" title="Click here to read more about Hey, Did You Know? Jennifer Aniston Loves SmartWater!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Karl Lagerfeld has commissioned 15 contemporary artists to create works inspired by his iconic quilted Chanel bag for a two-year touring exhibit. Kind of interesting how iconic handbags are like the Virgin Mary of now. Maybe in twenty years people will be seeing Hermes Birkin bags in their <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4034787.stm">grilled cheese sandwiches</a> and selling them on eBay. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/issue/article/116571">WWD</a>, sub req'd]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/268055/chanels-karl-lagerfeld-is-not-at-all-pompous" title="Click here to read more about Chanel's Karl Lagerfeld Is Not At All Pompous">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<p class="small">[<em>Cosmopolitan,</em> July 2007, page 128]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/266227/breaking-cosmopolitan-magazine-blogger+for+print-k-newly-single-developing-feelings-for-brad-and" title="Click here to read more about BREAKING: 'Cosmopolitan' Magazine Blogger-For-Print, "K.", Newly Single, Developing Feelings For Brad And...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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