It's Time to Show Us Your (Spooky, Funny, Sexxxy) Halloween Costume!

My two favorites so far: my parents dog PeeWee dressed as BeeWee.

And Lindy's friend, Seattle's Bryant Moore, who is an Edgar Allen Po'Boy Sandwich. SO AMAZING. And actually kinda spooky.

It's Time to Show Us Your (Spooky, Funny, Sexxxy) Halloween Costume!

I didn't end up getting dressed because I'm working, old, and lazy. I might dress up as a pardoned turkey for Thanksgiving. BUT, I do have a photo that I took in a bathroom mirror (BATHROOM SELFIE TAKERS UNITE) last year that I believe to be haunted — confirm/deny, please.

It's Time to Show Us Your (Spooky, Funny, Sexxxy) Halloween Costume!

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, MY FRIENDS.

Now, let's see those costumes!