You guys, I can't stop and I won't stop flicking my hands and stomping on the floor until I look exactly like Beyonce when I am dancing to "Flawless." I don't care how many times the neighbors hit their ceiling with a broom, I won't rest until you can't tell me apart from Queen Bey when you see us dancing. ("Who is that chubby dude?" you will ask yourself as you watch a side-by-side comparison.) (And that chubby dude will be Beyonce.)

Let's learn these killer moves together! God damn! God damn! God damn!