Serious question: Why are celebrities still doing Twitter Q&As? Especially controversial celebrities? Well, you can hop on #AskELJames and ask her, but she probably won’t answer, because she’s busy ignoring all the other questions she got today.

Entertainment Weekly offers a quick run-down on the responses, which range from serious complaints about consent in her Fifty Shades series to questions about Stephanie Meyer (remember her?) to just, you know, garden-variety trolling. Not that she really seems to give a flying fuck:

Anyway, the Guardian is pretty sure E.L. James is worth something like $58 million—which does not include royalties from Grey or the movie adaptations. Cheers!


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