Hahaha, Men Still Think We're Dressing for Them

Early today, Huffington Post published a list of the 23 women's fashion trends than men hate the most and it's very...informative? No, that's not the word I'm looking for...irrelevant? Yes, that's the one! Irrelevant! See, fellas, this may shock you, but on most occasions, most women aren't dressing to please your eyes and your wang. Sure, there are exceptions to this rule but for the most part, we gals dress to either please ourselves or please each other. So basically, we don't really care whether or not you think our bold lip makes us like a "hooker." We wear it because we like it.

Perhaps the best part of the HuffPo list is just how much it contradicts itself. Some men hate trousers! Some men hate skirts! Some men hate heels! Some men hate boots! The only solution I can see is that we cut off our legs from the waist down, otherwise we'll NEVER be able to please everybody!

Here are some other trends that this pack of randos is grossed out by:

Pantsuits

"Men's business suits...you're a woman, not a man."

This person is an idiot. Pantsuits make you look like a bad bitch and don't you forget it.

High-Waisted Jeans

"High-waisted mom jeans, especially the blotchy light and dark ones (acid wash?)."

You can pry my high-waisted jeans from my cold dead vagina.

"Fake" nails

Really, they just mean nail art, which, again, is for us and not for them, so who cares.

Oversized Sweaters

If they're good enough for Bill Cosby, they are CERTAINLY good enough for us.

Anyway, feel free to read the rest of the list — preferably while smearing on heavy eye makeup, trying on floppy hates and laughing your ass off. Or not! Live your life, girl.

23 Trends Guys Hate (But Women Love) [HuffPo]

[H/T The Cut]

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