Aggressively attractive super-people Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello have begun dating each other, thus exploding all the world's genitals and effectively ending the human race. I'm okay with it. LOOK AT HOW HOT THEY ARE. It's like all of their body parts are a stereotype of what that body part is supposed to look like.
"It's very, very new," one insider says. "They're having fun and getting to know each other." Another source notes that they were introduced at the White House Correspondents Dinner in May, but that Vergara was there with then-fiance Nick Loeb. "That's the first time Sofia and Joe met," the source says.
...In fact, the new lovebirds — who met at the White House Correspondents Dinner in May — were spotted dining together at the Louisiana city's Li'l Dizzy's Cafe on Sunday, July 6, an onlooker tells Us. "They were very friendly and took pictures with other diners," the eyewitness says, adding that they shared a table with some regular patrons since the restaurant was so crowded. During the meal, "they held each other and kissed several times."
"Sofia is Joe's dream girl!" a third insider adds. "He's been smitten with her for years. He's always had a huge crush on her. Things are going well for them so far." Says the first source: "Sofia had no idea that he had been crushing on her for a while."
I'm so glad she's not marrying that creepo! I do not like that guy! [Us]
Have we gotten to the bottom of this (honestly kind of alarming?) Vine of Victoria Beckham freezing like a startled baby fawn at the sight of Samuel L. Jackson? Maybe there was a huge bug on his face? Or a ghost? Anyway, IDK. Apparently they "happily engaged in conversation throughout the match" so w-evs. [Us]
- Naya Rivera is leaving Glee to "explore her music." [E!]
- Rihanna "shows off her nipples again." Or, more accurately, JUST HAS THEM. AS DO MOST PEOPLE OF ALL GENDERS. [E!]
- Gavin Rossdale, patriot, rescued his dog from drowning on the 4th of July. [E!]
- Mila Kunis has always wanted to marry Ashton Kutcher. [ContactMusic]
- YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! Rosie O'Donnell is in "active negotiations" to return to The View. [TMZ]
- Lady Gaga went wedding dress shopping maybe. Also wore the best coats. [DailyMail]
- Here is Jennifer Lawrence's "complete Hunger Games workout." [E!]
- Also she went to Paris and did all of these things. [E!]
- Here is normcore Princess Diana. [E!]
- Here is a picture of Kendall Jenner pretending to take a nap. [Us]
- Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden went to the beach. [TMZ]
- Natalie Portman went outside. [JustJared]
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