Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Today, the full version of Beyoncé's "Partition" video was released, and it's um, sexy. Like really fucking sexy. There is not one moment that's not dripping with some salacious Beyoncé dancing and borderline contortionist poses or something. Even though it's Beyoncé (and she will do as she pleases and we will always love it as Beyoncé is pretty much Big Brother) by the end of the four-minute video I was just exhausted from all her sexiness.

Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Here are some of the looks:

Sexy bored and unfulfilled housewife who is less interesting than a newspaper

Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Sexy chandelier attending a masquerade

Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Sexy Elvira

Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Sexy flapper Slave Leia (complete with sexy touchy hands!)

Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Sexy Nicki Minaj

Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Sexy doily table-runner

Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Okay Beyoncé, we get it. You're here, you're sexy, and the only male gaze you're indulging is that of your husband Jay Z (whose role in this video is reduced to "hand" and "nose silhouette"). But at least give your eyeballs a break—there is so much sex-eyes going on, I'm worried you might blow a corneal gasket.