Just in time for Fourth of July, we have the perfect video to sum up everything you are feeling about America today.

This video was made for us in a happy little place I like to refer to Patriotrism Jesus Explosion Land. This looks like the kind of video I would make if I drank too much NyQuil and tried to make a film about the Battle of Fornovo. Your reactions upon watching this video, in the exact order you will experience them:

  1. WTF AM I WATCHING?
  2. Oooh 'Murica!
  3. Which one of these goats is the one who sings the Usher song?
  4. Where the hell are the cats?
  5. NO SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS

This video is a perfect expression of every single emotion you experienced following the Supreme Court's ruling on Hobby Lobby. From now on, whenever someone asks "So Mary, what do you think of that decision?" all you have to do is whip out your smartphone device and cue this video up for them. It pretty much speaks for itself.

Via World Wide Interweb