We're all well aware that Paula, Robin Thicke's win-her-back concept album is at best unpalatable and a bit creepy, at worst a crock of pitiful stalker-y shit. Our friends at Vulture have pointed out some of the more particularly passionate (read: shudder-inducing) lyrics on his various tracks, and here at Jezebel, we've decided to present some of them to you the best way we know how: with adorable and pathetically sopping wet animals.

"You think by now," but it doesn't seem to be the case.

Robin Thicke must be the absolute WORST at Superbowl parties or any other dip-heavy events.

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I'm actually certain this song is not actually about Paula, but rather a clandestine tryst with the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

The man rhymed "roses" with "toesies." Clearly Paula has some thinking to do.

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Well this is awkward.

UH. WHAT. HOW. HOW ARE THESE LYRICS. NVM. NOT WORTH ASKING.

Because I truly think a raccoon behind a fence is Robin Thicke's animal counterpart.

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