Thursday night, I had the express pleasure of being stuck on a tarmac at JFK for three hours, and how I wish I had this sassy flight attendant with me in my time of need. Usually my body knows to conk out (or rather do the weird thing where technically you're sleeping but you reap absolutely none of the benefits) during the safety speech, but this Southwest attendant's take on it is just too good. Seriously, it's full of fantastic one-liners and a little song at the end!

Your move, Virgin.