A Chris Martin/Alexa Chung Romance Rumored to Be Behind the Goop Split

Huzzah! We have now entered the wild speculation phase of the celebrity conscious uncoupling jamboree! Chris Martin was spotted (actually, let's go with CAUGHT!!!) getting a "late-night milkshake" with model Alexa Chung at Glastonbury, um, last June. The pair was reportedly "chilling and having a good time."

Noted milkshake hut employee Jessica Goldsack weighed in:

The 37-year-old musician enjoyed a late-night milkshake with Alexa, 30, at Glastonbury music festival in the UK last June, with Jessica Goldsack, who served the pair, today telling MailOnline: 'They turned up together at around 3 or 4am and came over to where I was working at Shaken Udder and said to me and my friend 'what do you recommend?'

'They looked like they were just chilling and having a good time. I did find it a little odd that they were together - but we had a little chat and they wandered off after they asked us if we knew of any good places to go and have a few drinks.'

Again. LAST FUCKING JUNE. Other sources have alleged that Paltrow and Martin had an open marriage. So whooooooooo cares!?

The most important revelation here, obviously, is that a business voluntarily named itself "Shaken Udder." And you're expected to go suck thick milk out of it. [DailyMail]


A Chris Martin/Alexa Chung Romance Rumored to Be Behind the Goop Split

Candace Cameron Bure would like you to know that she is a SEXUAL WOMAN. But also, Jesus.

"You know, I feel like a sexual woman — I've been married for 18 years," Bure, 37, told co-host Erin Andrews on Monday, March 24. "I am a sexual woman. But, you know, I want to reserve certain things for my husband. So we did, I think, the best that we could with the rumba that I still felt comfortable doing."

In this week's episode, Bure made it known to her partner Mark Ballas, 27, and the dancing competition's costume designer's that she would not be baring a lot of skin during the season. When she spoke of her religious faith during a pre-taped package, the crowd awaiting her performance could be heard cheering from the sidelines.

"I'm a Christian. My life revolves around my relationship with Jesus Christ," she said at the time. "So with the overall tone of the dance and the costumes I'm not going to take a backseat. My voice will definitely be heard."

Okey dokey, Deej! [Us]


  • Russell Crowe met the pope, but he DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. [Variety]
  • Angelina Jolie met with Syrian refugees. [Twitter]
  • Cameron Diaz is down with "unconscious uncoupling." (It certainly beats "unconscious coupling," which is a side effect of Ambien.) [Us]
  • James Franco says that Lindsay Lohan lied on her sex list and HE NERVER ERVER PUT IT IN THERE. [DailyMail]
  • Miley Cyrus and Emma Roberts had friend-sushi. [E!]
  • North West did not wear any makeup at her Vogue shoot. #wokeuplikethis #inplasticpantsfilledwithhotpoo [E!]
  • Nina Dobrev and Nikki Reed would like you to please get health insurance. [JustJared]
  • Wait, Simon Cowell's wife is just a regular celebrity now? That was fast. Anyhoo, she doesn't eat carbs or something. [E!]
  • Check out Oprah's bountiful garden. [E!]
  • Britney Spears "got goofy." [JustJared]
  • Mumford & Sons did not break up. [E!]
  • Everyone's hating on Anne Hathaway's nylons. But they wouldn't be hating if they were parent chaperones at one of my choir concerts in 1996! PERFECT OPACITY, ANNE. UNIFORM COMPLIANT. HERE, HAVE A LEMON DROP. [E!]
  • It is Mariah Carey's birthday. Enjoy these feelings.

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