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			<title><![CDATA[Julia Roberts Says She Isn't Using Botox, Is A Practicing Hindu]]></title>
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				<ul><li>In the September issue of <em>Elle</em>, <strong>Julia Roberts</strong> says she refuses to get Botox because, "Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5604753/julia-roberts-says-she-is-a-practicing-hindu-isnt-using-botox" title="Click here to read more about Julia Roberts Says She Isn't Using Botox, Is A Practicing Hindu">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:07:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jersey Shore Cast Sick Of 'The Situation']]></title>
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				<ul><li>A source claims that the cast of <i>Jersey Shore</i> is sick of dealing with <strong>Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino</strong>: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5596338/jersey-shore-cast-sick-of-the-situation" title="Click here to read more about Jersey Shore Cast Sick Of 'The Situation'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[What's The Diagnosis?]]></title>
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<p class="small">[Malibu, June 18. Image via <a href="http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/">Pacific Coast News Online</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5566979/whats-the-diagnosis" title="Click here to read more about What's The Diagnosis?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Jun 2010 11:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay's &quot;Cougar Lesbian Lover&quot;; Travoltas Expecting A Baby]]></title>
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				<li>36-year-old reality TV star/photographer <strong>Indrani</strong>, claims she's dating <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong>. "I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot," says Indrani.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5542075/lindsays-cougar-lesbian-lover-travoltas-expecting-a-baby" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay's &quot;Cougar Lesbian Lover&quot;; Travoltas Expecting A Baby">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 May 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kim's Mom Pushed Her To Do Playboy; Oprah: &quot;New Daddies&quot; Just Want My Money]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> appears nude in the new issue of <em>Harper's Bazaar</em>, but says, "I'm sorry I did <em>Playboy</em>.  I was uncomfortable." Kim explains she only agreed to pose because her mom <strong>Kris Jenner</strong> told her to "go for it..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5520431/kims-mom-pushed-her-to-do-playboy-oprah-new-daddies-just-want-my-money" title="Click here to read more about Kim's Mom Pushed Her To Do Playboy; Oprah: &quot;New Daddies&quot; Just Want My Money">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jay-Z Takes Credit For Beyonce's Moves; Growing Pains Star Is Missing]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jay-Z</strong> claimed on the <i>Friday Night With Jonathan Ross</i> that he's responsible for some of <strong>Beyonce's</strong> famous moves: "She's a magnificent performer. I steal routines from her. She steals from me. The 'uh-oh' dance - that was me." [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1252475/So-Beyonce--moves-did-Jay-Z-teach-you.html#ixzz0gBKsUOmf">DailyMail</a>]</li><ul></ul></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5476612/jay+z-takes-credit-for-beyonces-moves-growing-pains-star-is-missing" title="Click here to read more about Jay-Z Takes Credit For Beyonce's Moves; Growing Pains Star Is Missing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 21 Feb 2010 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chrisbrown/">Chris Brown</a> </strong>will <em>not</em> be singing on <em>Good Morning America</em> next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend <strong>Rhianna</strong>. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/music/brown_won_sing_Ca3ZmDjuciBDrKkloiJUFP">NY Post</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5415117/chris-brown-wont-sing-on-gma-britney-proposed--got-rejected" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Kate Winslet</strong> tells <em>Allure</em> that when filming <em>The Reader</em>, she had to regrow her pubic hair:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5277121/kate-winslets-merkin-lindsay--sam-in-london" title="Click here to read more about Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><em>American Idol</em> runner-up<strong> Adam Glambert</strong> has been vague about his sexuality, but a source says: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5272538/adam-lambert-to-maybe-come-out-aniston--mayer-back-on" title="Click here to read more about Adam Lambert To (Maybe) Come Out; Aniston & Mayer Back On?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 02 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JAMIE FOXX" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JAMIE FOXX" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jamie-foxx/">Jamie Foxx</a></strong> apologized on the <em>Tonight Show</em> for his statements about <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MILEY CYRUS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MILEY CYRUS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/miley-cyrus/">Miley Cyrus</a></strong> (he called her a "little white bitch" and suggested she should "go catch chlamydia from a bicycle seat"), telling<strong> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JAY LENO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JAY LENO" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jay-leno/">Jay Leno</a></strong>:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5212926/jamie-foxx-apologizes-to-miley-cyrus-via-jay-leno" title="Click here to read more about Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus Via Jay Leno">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>A source claims that <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/samantha-ronson/">Samantha Ronson</a></strong> are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20271905,00.html">People</a>] </li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5208522/sam-begs-lindsay-to-get-help--roger-federer-weds" title="Click here to read more about Sam Begs Lindsay To Get Help,  Roger Federer Weds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Monsters vs. Aliens</em>, which opens today, is DreamWorks' first film designed to be shown in 3-D, but despite a female protagonist and fantastic cast of funny men, critics say it's two-dimensional.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5187524/monsters-vs-aliens-features-3+d-graphics-flat-plot" title="Click here to read more about Monsters Vs. Aliens Features 3-D Graphics, Flat Plot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> a liar? In the latest issue of <em>Nylon</em>, LL says she's hoping to work with <strong>Seth Rogen</strong> but "Seth won't call us back." Rogen says: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5180284/lindsay-lohan-fibs--financial-trouble" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan: Fibs & Financial Trouble?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Does <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DANIEL CRAIG" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DANIEL CRAIG" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/daniel-craig/">Daniel Craig</a> have a tattoo on his magic stick? He told Jay Leno: "I have a couple of tattoos where you’d see them. There’s another where you wouldn’t. It’s hidden away."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5129166/a-peek-inside-daniel-craigs-pants" title="Click here to read more about A Peek Inside Daniel Craig's Pants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So the <i>Saturday Night Live</i> holiday themed episode (and last episode until 2009) has arrived, and our host,  Hugh Laurie, along with this evening's musical guest, Kanye West, should make for a pretty entertaining evening.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5109455/live-from-jezebel-its-saturday-night" title="Click here to read more about Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Don't forget: it's Saturday, which means that it's time, once again, for our Saturday Night Live thread.  This week, <i>House</i> star Hugh Laurie hosts the holiday themed episode, with Kanye West as the musical guest.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5109324/reminders" title="Click here to read more about Reminders">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				More details have emerged about Ryan & Scar Jo's <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20230092,00.html">super secret wedding.</a> Fewer than 40 people were there; the guests fished and rode horses and biked at the Clayoquot Wilderness Resort in Vancouver. It sounds dreamy. • Oh noes! Hugh Laurie's new Hollywood Hills home <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-01-hugh-laurie-robbed">was burgled</a> while Hugh and his wife were asleep. No fake doctors were harmed during the robbery. • Melissa Etheridge <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/melissa-etheridge-getting-married">is getting legally married</a> to longtime love Tammy Lynn Michaels. The pair exchanged vows in 2003, but now that gay marriage is legal in California, they're making it official. Aw! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20230092,00.html">People</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-01-hugh-laurie-robbed">Perez Hilton</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/melissa-etheridge-getting-married">Us</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5057648/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Minnie Driver squeezed out a 9 lb. 12 oz. baby boy on Friday in L.A. Her new son's name is Henry Story Driver. In an interview a few months ago, Minnie said she wanted to give birth naturally. "I'm totally the crunchy, Mother Earth-type, and I'm not looking for any type of intervention," she said. "So I'm afraid." Nine pounds? Sounds like that fear was warranted. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/minnie-driver-welcomes-a-baby-boy">Us Magazine</a>]
<li>Is Uma Thurman knocked up? Apparently she bought a bunch of dresses two sizes larger than she usually does. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/09/08/2008-09-08_side_dish_baby_on_board_for_uma_.html">Rush & Molloy</a>]
<li>Jennifer Lopez will serve as a guest judge on the season finale of <em>Project Runway</em>. Yay? Last season it was Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham, it's tough to live up to that. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jennifer-lopez-to-judge-season-finale-of-project-runway">Us Magazine</a>]
<li>BREAKING: Posh may have cut off all of her hair OMG. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/09/inside_marc_jacobs_posh_spice.html">NY Mag</a>]
<li>Did Jennifer Aniston run into Brad Pitt at the Toronto Film Festival? Despite attempts by both of their camps to keep them far apart? And did they have dinner together? [<a href="http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1053431/Jennifer-Aniston-dresses-impress-film-festival-amid-claims-dinner-ex-husband-Brad.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5047146/minnie-driver-gives-birth-to-mega-baby" title="Click here to read more about Minnie Driver Gives Birth To Mega Baby">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Nicole Richie and Joel Madden did not get married this weekend, despite reports by <em>Star</em> magazine that they were having a $2 million wedding. But! Joel did post fake wedding pictures on his band's <a href="http://goodcharlotte.com/profiles/blog/show?id=2020424:BlogPost:370200">blog</a> with a message that read: "I've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer I could give them was that I didn't know we were having one." In the pix, he and Nicole are gorillas. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b142847_nicole_richie_did_not_get_married_this.html">E!</a>]
<li>Amy Winehouse agreed to sing at the party of a Russian billionaire, but when she showed up in Moscow, she was "in no condition" to appear on stage. Organizers spent two hours trying to pull her together, and a source says "she put on a terrific show." [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/rush_molloy/">Rush & Molloy</a>]
<li>You may have heard that Scarlett Johansson and Barack Obama have an e-mail relationship: But did you know that Scarlett's brother Hunter works for the senator? [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06162008/gossip/pagesix/scarlett_has_obama_bro_115754.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>M.I.A., whom this paper calls a "lady rapper," is engaged! Check out her bling. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/16/2008-06-16_side_dish_mias_newest_bit_of_bling.html">Rush & Molloy</a>]
<li>Tim Russert's heart was enlarged. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20206807,00.html">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5016708/nicole--joels-faux-nuptials" title="Click here to read more about Nicole & Joel's Faux Nuptials">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Seriously <em>Star</em></a>. Hugh Laurie's "Minor Depression" is not worth a <a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/celebrity_news_gossip/entertainment/13242?cid=RSS">full headline</a> or a several hundred word story. We're minorly depressed <em>most</em> days! The article is about how he misses his family because they're in England and he's in Los Angeles. Scintillating!  Next up on Star's story roster: Brad Pitt's foot hurts, Ivanka Trump has gas, (insert piddling malady of celebrity here). 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/316947/breaking-hugh-laurie-is-minor+ly-depressed-jessica-simpson-has-cramps" title="Click here to read more about Breaking: Hugh Laurie Is "Minor"-ly Depressed; Jessica Simpson Has Cramps.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Of all the weird things we think about over the course of the day, <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007360648,00.html#cid=OTC-RSS&attr=Bizarre">imagining Leonardo DiCaprio in a dress</a> is not one of them.  But others do! The very odd image at left is just one of many created by the folks at Worth1000, who decided it would be sorta cool to see how male celebs would appear if they were female.  So many surprises in store! Who knew Hugh Laurie would have tits like that?  Or that Jim Carrey would be partial to such bold choices in lipstick!<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007360648,00.html#cid=OTC-RSS&attr=Bizarre"></a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/287753/leonardo-dicaprio-now-in-drag" title="Click here to read more about Leonardo DiCaprio, Now In Drag!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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