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When most people break up with someone there are a few months of Facebook relationship demotions, awkward run-ins and a feverish return to the gym so that you can look hotter first before it all fades into an unpleasant memory. But not so for celebrities, who can be reminded of their past mistakes on an ongoing global basis for the rest of their natural lives. Take Angelina Jolie who will no doubt be thrilled to learn that her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton has decided to make a movie inspired by his time with her. Entitled And Then We Drove, it's being positioned as an "ethereal" story about a man who picks up a "wild woman" while on a road trip and learns a thing or two about life and love – which sounds like a mix between a Reese Witherspoon rom-com and Rochelle, Rochelle aka "a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk." Sidebar: Angelina be looking even better these days - she's aging like a pro. [Vulture] More »
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Have you been lying awake at night wondering how Jessica Alba will get thin again after giving birth to baby number 2 this month? Well: "I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered," she tells Lucky magazine. "But I also work out, so basically I'm starving. It sucks. I drink a lot of water." Jess also says: "In the gym, I have like five things to distract me: TV, iPod, magazines. Working partners are good, too, so you can chat and not just drown in your own misery… Sorry, does that sound bad? I just hate working out." On the one hand, what the hell is wrong with our society that women have to starve to be considered attractive and land magazine covers and cosmetic ad campaigns? On the other hand: At least she admits that it fucking sucks? [Us Magazine] [Also, a publicist requested we link to Lucky, but you won't find any juicy quotes at the link, just a weak-ass slideshow, so don't bother clicking.] More »
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In an extra-sad twist, Amy Winehouse apparently tried to contact Dr. Drew just days before she died. More »
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Consenting adults Rihanna and Drake — who will always be Jimmy from Degrassi to some of us, but whatever — were spotted at a sex shop in Ottawa. RiRi tried out the whips and spent over $1,000 at Wicked Wanda's Adult Emporium, purchasing handcuffs, a riding crop, a bustier, pasties, boots, edible underwear, a collar and leash, a spandex hood and a chocolate penis. The saleslady said, "Have fun." Rihanna replied, "I always do." Best story of the day, guys. Just go back to bed. [Bossip via National Enquirer] More »
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Considering how totally publicized the breakup (and the aftermath of said breakup) of Hugh Hefner and his ex-finacée Crystal Harris has been, it's really hard to tell if this entire saga is one big production for mutually beneficial promotion (for both Playboy and Crystal Harris' aspiring pop music career). Crystal has given interviews to everyone from Ryan Seacrest to Entertainment Tonight; Hef reserved his sit-down for Piers Morgan Tonight. Did Hef really get bamboozled by a woman 60 years his junior? After watching last night's one-hour special on Lifetime, Hef's Runaway Bride, the situation seems like something of a combination of the two. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Hugh Hefner gives the definitive answer on whether or not Casey Anthony will pose for Playboy, Paris Hilton explains why she doesn't give blow jobs, and pageant mothers continue to be horrible people. More »
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Mariah Carey is trying to make a deal with a tabloid for "tasteful" photographs of her twins. Mags like People and Ok! are vying to set something up, and a source says: "Mariah and Nick are more concerned with doing the right thing than going to the highest bidder… They're talking to a number of publications about doing it in the best and most tasteful way." Having a celebrity weekly print the first photograph of your child helps keep the paparazzi off your back — the "first" picture is usually very valuable. That said, Mariah and Nick will not get the $14 million Brad and Angie got for images of twins Knox and Vivienne in 2008 (which went to charity). A source explains: "Times and budgets have changed from the Brangie baby years." [Page Six] More »
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Rebound! Hef is dating a new Playboy model, 25-year-old Anna Sophia Berglund. She was Playmate of The Month in January, and you will find this absolutely shocking, but she is blonde. Apparently she and Hef are already calling each other "babe," although it's possible that from time to time she may slip up and call him "bank." She's moved into Hef's room, and on movie night, they were seen kissing and cuddling. I almost typed "curdling," which somehow also seems possible. [Showbiz Spy, TMZ] More »
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Crystal Harris continued her Runaway Bride press tour last night on Entertainment Tonight; it was her first television interview since announcing earlier this week that she would not marry Hugh Hefner as planned on Saturday. While she did try to cry during her interview, Crystal was mostly all smiles as she explained her reasons for calling off the wedding, one of them being the 60-year age difference — you know, that same 60-year age difference that everyone from awards show hosts to blogs to pundits mocked since the couple's December engagement (Crystal pretended to be offended by that mockery during her last interview with Entertainment Tonight). She says that her rumored affair with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw had nothing to do with the breakup and that the two are just friends who have been working on her music career. More »
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Each copy of Crystal Harris's July issue will have a "Runaway Bride" sticker on it. Ta-dah! Collector's edition. It's getting harder and harder to believe that Crystal calling off the wedding five days before the ceremony wasn't all part of the plan. More »
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Yikes. Two men were arrested near the home of Joss Stone; they had in their possession swords, rope and a body bag, as well as maps and aerial photos of Joss's secluded property. Horrifying. Luckily, police were called when neighbors spotted the two men acting suspiciously near the 24-year-old singer's rural home. Joss Stone is worth about $15 million; her 2007 album Introducing Joss Stone went to No. 2 on the Billboard 200 chart. She's sold more than 10 million albums worldwide. And! Joss is friends with Prince William and attended his wedding in April. [AP] More »
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Crystal Harris's very first wedding — and Hugh Hefner's third — had been scheduled for Saturday, but now it may never happen. According to reports, the Playboy Playmate of the Month (December 2009) got into a fight with Hef over the phone. After she hung up, she promptly packed and moved out. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna sees the silver lining to her husband's sex scenes. Plus, Rihanna cries when she cuts onions—stars: they're just like us! More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner posts a photo of the invitation to his wedding to Crystal Harris. Plus, Joan Rivers and Sandra Bernhard hang out. More »
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For reasons it'd be far too easy to joke about, 84-year-old Hugh Hefner says neither he nor his 24-year-old fiancé Crystal Harris have any interest in signing a prenuptial agreement. More »
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Gwynnie says she's recently discovered that her great-great-great-grandfather was a "miracle worker" and "Kabbalah master," who also saved his shtetl from a fire. Then he guest-starred on Glee and released a cookbook. [Contact Music] More »
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Crystal Harris is reportedly carrying on with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw, engaging in some PDA—kissing and hand-holding—recently at Chateau Marmont, according to Life & Style. The 24-year-old pair met through Organica, the record label for which Jordan worked as Crystal's music producers (she's an aspiring recording artist!?) until he was recently let go for dating female clients, says a source, who adds that this is basically an open secret. "They've been sneaking around because Crystal is supposed to be happily engaged to Hef, and going out in public with Jordan would tarnish Hef and Crystal's relationship image." More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Rachel Zoe posts a picture of her new Alexander McQueen diaper bag, which really just looks like it's a large purse. Also, Kathy Griffin meets Lady Gaga's parents. More »
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You've gotta love a dialogue-free advertisement for a world that even the most anti-Playboy contemporary woman would briefly entertain the idea of joining — that is, until she remembered what happened outside of the martini lunches and go-go boot wearing. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Celine Dion scats to her baby twins, a nun dances at her 103rd birthday party, and Gayle King tries to impress Lady Gaga. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner implies that his ex-wife Kimberly never liked Holly Madison. Plus, Star Jones is pissed about tabloid rumors that she's reuniting with Al Reynolds. More »
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In light of a lengthy new profile of Hugh Hefner, a former editor muses on Hef's passage from icon to ghost. More »
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• An upcoming book, Low Down Dirty Shame, alleges that Rihanna likes sexytimes with women.

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Today on The Wendy Williams Show, Holly opened up her thoughts on her ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner's engagement to 24-year-old Crystal Harris, saying she hopes that Hef is not making a mistake. Also, she won't be attending the wedding. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrities can take a joke, while others (Hugh Hefner) were personally offended by Ricky Gervais' hosting duties at last night's Golden Globes. More »
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• As you surely noticed, 18-year-old Selena Gomez wasn't wearing her purity ring in those photos of her canoodling with Justin Bieber in the Caribbean. Now a family friend reports, "When the ring came off, Selena's parents became unglued."

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• Two stars are becoming parents (but not with each other). Marion Cotillard is expecting her first child with boyfriend Guillaume Canet. Meanwhile, Owen Wilson's rep revealed his girlfriend Jade Buell is pregnant, and "due any day."

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• Holly Madison commented on Hugh Hefner's engagement to Crystal Harris for the first time last night, saying, "I'm very surprised ... I have a lot of different feelings on it."

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He was 77; she was 16. [Images via Pacific Coast News Online.] More »
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• View host Sherri Shepherd announced today that she and TV writer Lamar Sally are engaged. Sally proposed on December 26 after asking Shepherd's 5-year-old son, Jeffrey, for permission.

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America's most famous dirty old man dismisses the lurid tell-all Bunny Tales as "self-serving semi-fiction" and talks Viagra, curfews, condoms and allowances. More »
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In a possible attempt to deflect attention from Holly Madison-related injustices and recent reports comparing the Playboy Mansion to a prison-like hellhole, Mrs. Hugh Hefner-to-be tweeted this pic of her glittery new rock. Looks like true love to me. More »
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• Hef proposed to Crystal Harris with a ring in a Little Mermaid music box.

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In what might be called the Slatiest piece that Slate ever slated, this post "in defense of May-December marriages like Hugh Hefner's" plays devil's advocate while tilting at windmills. It must be tiring. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, even 50 Cent has to shovel his own driveway. Plus, Hugh Hefner gives his sons—who are only four and five years younger than their soon-to-be step mom—every issue of Playboy for Christmas. More »
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With the news that Hugh Hefner, 84, became engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Crystal Harris, over the holiday weekend, we're left thinking about his former-number-one girl Holly Madison, and how she got fucked in the ass—figuratively and literally. More »
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On Christmas Eve, Hova reportedly dropped several boatloads of cash on Birkin bags for his ladylove. I'm so confused. This gesture goes against so much of both artists' catalogs. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Ray J is no longer a fan of DWTS after his sister was eliminated instead of Bristol Palin. Plus, Lady Gaga gives an update on her forthcoming album. More »
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Do you think that things were better in the fifties? Do you feel that now, we're living in an immoral, STD-riddled age where people are rude to each other? Then you may have written an editorial for The Washington Times. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Kathy Griffin's dog got into her trash, Steve Martin shows off his brain, and Hugh Hefner is thinking about how old he is. More »
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