Now that George Clooney gave his fiancée, human rights attorney Amal Alamuddin, "an ethically mined emerald-cut diamond estimated at 7-plus carats and two tapered baguettes set in platinum," it seems like there's officially a current trend in celebrity engagement rings: fucking gigantic.

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What's pathetic is that you probably know who each of these rings belongs to. We're not judging—we're equally, if not more, pathetic than you.

Clockwise from top left: Amal Alamuddin; Jennifer Aniston's finger boulder; Angelina Jolie's emerald-cut multi-stone ring custom-designed by Aniston's ex-husband; Kim Kardashian's 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond from Kanye West; and Kardashian's 16.21-carat center diamond and two 1.8-carat side diamonds (also Lorraine Schwartz) from Kris Humphries.